This is how I fell in love with my wife

That's why I wear boat shoes

Zoids

What's going on here? Spite from another contractor? Creating a tunnel for later on?

I do love Hawaii rolls. I've been making Hawaii rolls ham sandwiches all week. Left overs

Rehoboth you say? Rainbow capital of the East?

Meeh

I hate piling dishes in the sink... They need to be taken out to use the damn sink anyway.

Love them hips on the shelby

Life hack to no more midnight snacks before bed. Definitely no orange juice

Loved that game. It was amazing how he ran down the cardinal. The Cardinal only knew he was being run down on the jumbo tron tv..

Funnier with out fuck in it

Chin diapers

I think I've seen this one.

I've heard of real hardcore measuring your poop straight out a bag

My friend painted murals on ceilings as a professional. In her mid 30s she hurt her back and no longer paints. Something about the very unusual movements while laying on your back, puting your arms up and reaching at weird angles.

Put your big boy pants on

Counter rotating?

Those hips don't lie

Bitchin

Grumble grumble face mask grumble grumble

Bitchin. Usually the heavy motor pulls the front end down instantly.

Is that still a thing? What's the result now a days? Back in my dad it ment you were gay