Typow777

typow777


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It's my birthday today 52 comments
typow777 · 3 years ago
Fake news - (I have been enjoying saying this very much) congratulations for being born. The good ol anniversary of parent's terrible pain yet huge heart opening experience
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Get it, Prince 6 comments
typow777 · 3 years ago
Poor royal family ... Boo boo hoo .. think of how many of his ancestors hung each other for much less than hurt feelings
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My German mother in law trying to understand the North American car sizes 8 comments
typow777 · 3 years ago
Most people I know that have HD trucks have campers or are contractors with work trailers. Others - such as myself have a boat, it seems a truck bed come in handy more often than not. I hauled 2500lbs of stone in my driveway for my driveway. Cost me $17 .. the delivery fee was $50.
Sure we're Americans, we like big vehicle's because .. well fuck it why not. It does seem to me though, most guys climbing out of the biggest non work trucks are the smallest.
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Encouraging repulsive encrusted Sandpiper 3 comments
typow777 · 3 years ago
I've recently learned EVERY YEAR huge ships need to be dry dock and the bottoms cleaned of all build up from the ocean... Like barnacles and green gunk.. talk about inefficiency
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The NFL should sign this cop 6 comments
typow777 · 3 years ago
He already plays for the Seahawks and has green hair
Quick maths 14 comments
typow777 · 3 years ago
Fake news
Reject monke. Progress to crab 2 comments
typow777 · 3 years ago
I don't mean to brag but.. I got a holographic Pickachu card in my cinnamon toast crunch recently..
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Dang it 2 comments
typow777 · 3 years ago
A ticket for inhibiting a snow plow
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Honey, why is the interior of the truck all wet?? 3 comments
typow777 · 3 years ago
Oh fuck! She must had caught her husband (or wife) cheating
The White House lights are currently off.Historically this is only done when the 7 comments
typow777 · 4 years ago
I simply say "fake news" to every political story. Merlly mocking that lunatic - I'm very happy he's gone
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The White House lights are currently off.Historically this is only done when the 7 comments
typow777 · 4 years ago
Fake news
· Edited 4 years ago
Just grab ahold of the lathe, numnuts 5 comments
typow777 · 4 years ago
Every single cut on my table saw I focus everything I can into the one cut. I focus on the blade more than anything else in the world. One slip, my wrist... Sheeeet barely time to realize what happened before all my blood is on the floor.
But, the saw dust on the floor will help blot up some of the blood so that's nice for whoever discovers me
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Beer guy 3 comments
typow777 · 4 years ago
Wasted
so sweet 2 comments
typow777 · 4 years ago
My tears are from the opposite :(
Comments are fixed 8 comments
typow777 · 4 years ago
Same
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More likely to make myself a grilled cheese with tomato soup, ya dig? 83 comments
typow777 · 4 years ago
This national file website also has an article about voter fraud against the pope.
The big thing about lying is most people are not good at it. The truth always comes out. The national power grid didn't crash around election day. Opposed to many alt news conspiracies
More likely to make myself a grilled cheese with tomato soup, ya dig? 83 comments
typow777 · 4 years ago
That was fun .. freedom of speech isn't against the constitution on a Private companies website. You can go spit on the streets 911 didn't happen. Just like here, things we say on funsubstance can be removed.
More likely to make myself a grilled cheese with tomato soup, ya dig? 83 comments
typow777 · 4 years ago
*Michael Jackson eating popcorn meme*
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True true 2 comments
typow777 · 4 years ago
The original story of the little mermaid is VERY Fucked up. Leave the ocean and your fucked. Love a human, super fucked.
Covid is just the beginning boys 4 comments
typow777 · 4 years ago
Small nuclear units, per community. Small vehicle/batteries charged enough to run your efficient homes. Electricity from nuclear isn't that complicated. We wouldn't need large reactors simple small ones. I've seen a company making small reactors to take places, like a generator
Cannot can 5 comments
typow777 · 4 years ago
I have family friend, he and his wife were swingers. Orgy party's and the like. The wife divorced him because he was having a bunch of threesome that didn't involve her.
His dad was an olympic swimmer and one son is a brain surgeon. Now he can finish a 5th of vodka by himself :(
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Using a hotknife to cut away excess tape on shoes 21 comments
typow777 · 4 years ago
There he is
I'm a sailor peg 5 comments
typow777 · 4 years ago
What do you do with a drunken sailor?
Put him in bed with the captains daughter!
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