When my toddler gets upset and cries we say oh I'm sorry I didn't know! Thanks for telling me you are upset. How can we help you?

Don't marry a super model. You need someone strong that can pickup the other end of the couch.

CBS Sunday morning this past weekend said the often film Hallmark movies in under 2 weeks.

I just read LOTR completely and didn't expect golems part in the end. Gandalf did say he may have had something left to play in the story.

Who is this?

More try that with plaster. Pre drywall.

Good truck for snowrunner

Bob's your uncle

Obviously for ladies since it has a heart on it

Oh Snoopy.. at it again

Ed

With a medical condition that leaves you in a very difficult life.. it should be up to the individual.

At a Christmas party the host passed out old packs of pretzels. Upon eating a few I said loudly, these pretzels are making me thirsty!
No reaction..

Good job Bot

I hope to remember/use this

The last season of southpark has mysteriously stopped on HBO. Unless it only had a few planned

This seems to be standard practice these days

And don't call me Shirley

Clarkson!!!

Ehhhh... What's up doc?

Hell yeah crash bandicoot?

A town nearby had one of these as a full size state trooper sitting in a spot cops usually would sit. Before to long the big piece was stolen and Is sitting in someone's man cave.

I use this meme alot.. cool story bro