My birthday is Christmas. 1 out of 3 people say wow a Christmas baby! "That must be tough" I don't know any different is my reply.

Po . Ta . Toes

Clever girl

Let's discuss breast milk and how it Is the liquid gold of the woman's body. Nutrition, lotion for the skin .. lubricant for heavy machinery. Like cows.. keep pumping them/babies on them they keep on producing. Some caretakers were called wet nurses back in the past because women would stick around and produce milk for other women's kids. Mother's milk baby!! Anyone seen mad max? The truck was full of titty milk!

Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Sally

Kachoww

There goes my life savings

She's got back pain that's a fact

A jeep has a terrible constant beeping until it's clicked in. A young guy just killed himself and 3 year old daughter by both of them not wearing seatbelts. The owners of the house he hit have moved out to never see that wrecked garage again.

All Women have something like this happen monthly.

I do see a lot of many one time use masks laying in parking lots.

I am your father

Slinking around my yo-yo

What about the osprey that doesn't have the best track record.

I don't get it

Not my - Series X - bitch

That's why we pay for insurance. Having options. My health insurance is great. I only ever have $20 co-pay.

Digimon

Yessir I just paid the .99 cents to have the original angry birds. Classic

Summers almost over

Hey let's give him a chance huh .. his mind is definitely.. different and very intelligent

That's not nice

:(

I'm not so sure about that

Groovy baby yeah