A subscription to heated seats

Cup holds the cream when its no longer ice. The cone- especially a waffle cone - turns into a big funnel for your shirt.

Burn baby burn

No. no. he has a point

Hell of a tank

Hehe good old Limewire

I'm going with bandit.. smokey got them ears on?

Flight simulator

Woah a guest fill in response in under 10,000 words. Need you say more . Well to be a true replacement your going to need alot more.

No it isn't

Hopefully inflation has a factor in this

A doctor was trying to explain the pressure/pain of a upcoming surgery. He said it's like being.. for lack of a better term.. hit in the balls

A doctor one time told me rubbing alcohol is like napalm on your skin. It kills the good cells healing you too.

My Series X is probably better. The one bought after camping overnight Infront of GameStop.

Don't shake the baby

Funsubstance

Sounds like land mines in Ukraine

Hell yeah 3% 2016

Let's see how Starfield works out

Don't choke on that bone

I usually stay quiet in a group because everyone else wants to hear themselves talk. When I do have something to say everyone stops and listens.

I read a book on the donner party. Quite the story. It really is amazing how people will volunteer to go into danger trying to save a life when they can .. and do die too

When in doubt always check a person's shoes at a concert/festival. A undercover cop has a good running shoes on.

SS United States

I have become the standard at event's for maintaining the fire. Tending to the fire is an art form that takes practice to maintain an efficient, warm and bright fire. A fire and the coals have brought people together since the dawn of man. Running the fire once everyone has gone home, just me and the fire I can really have some deep thoughts.