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This one made me laugh out loud

What is it? Not googling that

The ocean is more corrosive and we humans would die @ decompose very quickly

Mussolini

D.C on Saturday

No it's ok. It's 4 wheel drive

I recently learned a loaf of bread is shaped to fit in a toaster

Many people on the streets have not friends or family to fall back on.

Those were the days

It definitely listens and gives adds after hearing a conversation from across the room.

Now as turbines are getting older they are starting to fall apart.

Oh Riley

I'm usually glad and ready to go home when vacation is over

I've been trying to find one of these. It would be nice to know what day it is.

I'm a stranger here myself

I agree, it's a different world since my wife and I got married in 2014

Nice

I had a giant bolt go through my tire yesterday. $257 later

Is this a kidney stone reference? Because they sure do hurt

Oh Fuck that's a reality check

Nice

People I know put things in big jars of Peanut butter to smugle things on airplanes. One friend went hard and stuck stuff up her ...

I enjoy my power naps thank you

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