This is a tough one. My daughter and babysitter are starting to play hide and seek under beds

This is interesting

What?

Fuckin white kids

This made me chuckle

My wife's uncle is a refuge from Afghanistan just before things went to hell. His dad was a scientist so they got him out quick.

Idiots

Hell yeah

Never seen motorcycle on the back of a pinto or gremlin (can't tell what one)

Thumbs in the eyes

Thanks for all the fish

Definitely the mustang. Leave it on base and don't make any payments. They cannot come on base to take it, fuck your credit score.

Ain't nobody got time for that

Gotta get the cloths off the bed first

On a boat everyone waves to each other as we pass by. When someone has a big obnoxious go Brandon flag I give a thumbs down. Kind of funny and unexpected. Gotta be careful though because I will definitely see them again at the bar or beach somewhere.