I highly highly HIGHLY doubt this is true

I can't....

A water gun

Is the age of extinction one like a transformers movie or something

So we recently checked your computer....

Easy satan, just go back to Legos

Every Wednesday my pre algebra teacher recites this commercial and it's FUCKING HILARIOUS

It's obviously Miley Cyrus guys, keep up

This is fucking amazing

Ok listen up, being gay does not mean fucking another guy in the ass. This kid was trying to be nice about something that people can be pretty mean about, and your obviously one of those people, and I'm talking about the first guest, you are a fucking dick, oh wait I can't call you that because you don't have one. I know that not everyone supports this but you don't have to be a fucking asshole about it. Fuck you, and I'm sorry for being so rude, but this stuff pisses me off. What if you got death threats and were constantly made fun of for being straight? What if people were saying stuff like that about YOU on the internet?

It wouldn't hurt him because he has no dick

To msidges when you put the seat up the party popper will pop

Wat

A water gun :(

If a guy marrying a guy is bad, then smoking should be outlawed

What... The.... Fuck

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