I feel like "stop using drugs" is what we need to say to the entirety of tumblr.

If you were hallucinating Shaquille O'Neal, he would be Shaquille Surreal.

Kill it with fire.

Imagine being the person to have erase that...

Probably going to crow-culus class. But where is his crow-culator? How will he find the cir-CAW-mference of the cir-crow?

You're so good!... At singing me lullabies to put me to sleep.

If someone said this to me as a pickup line, it would totally work! Just saying.

So glad he didn't get the part. He's a smoldering hot villain.

So basically my mom saw this movie and loved the campfire chanting scene, but made up alternate lyrics. "To the window, to the wall! Till the sweat drips down my knees, all you people sneeze." And she belted it out and did the dance. In an airport. So. Many. People.

I love how being a grammar Nazi on the internet is totally fine, but do it in real life and people get so mad and offended.

How cute would it be if they kept taking pictures of them napping over time as the dog and baby grew and put the pictures in chronological order.

Homosexuality is against my religion (Christianity), but being hateful to anybody based on their sexual orientation is the name of religion is disgusting and wrong. We all deserve love and kindness from each other, and for a while, gays were getting a lot of hate from people. While I cannot say that I am for a gay couple on a children's show, I am glad the the hate that used to come to homosexuals is seemingly dwindling.

Dayummm! Dat sass, tho. Mmmm.

Can we just take a moment to appreciate this baby's hat?

Plot twist, that's not the half naked dudes hand

Haha, body odor. :D

Oh my gosh, this would like totally apply to me! If any cute guys ever looked at me... *Forever alone*