A giant crab.

I respect your opinion, but would you mind terribly telling me why you are normally against pirating?

Because yes.

Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.

The lady behind him murders his children.

Is your name Steven?

*How is arguing with strangers on funsubstance useful in any way?*

*How is life useful in any way?*

Forgive me if I'm mistaken, but I believe there was an actual quote: "The hammer of justice is unisex."

So, that's still a thing. Shame.