I have eaten straight up salt on a rather regular basis since I was 7, at this point I'm just used to it

a lot of salt, and I mean just the plain rock salt alone, get one of those snack size ziplock bags fill it with rock salt and you have the approximate amount I can eat before I need liquid. like I said before I like salt

I cannot eat two whole boxes of rock salt, that is to much even for me.

I already ate quiet a bit of it, I like salt

it's bad enough without being on anything.

I HAVE THE SALT, WHAT NOW

people usually don't, though I think they should personally.

I'll bring mini-pies

that is unfortunate, apples are good

get a lighter, or more matches maybe

I like yours better

Breaking News: cop and robber strippers mug a guy...
it sounded better in my head

do not look at the dog park

Luke is the son of a Jedi though

5 years of having a crush on my best friend when I would like nothing more to simply have her be my friend and nothing more, but instead I'm stuck feeling all squishy inside when she is around while she is straight and I'm sitting here wishing I could not have a crush on her or she would like me.

going by the first little tumblr comment thing I'd say that is Squidward thinks that SpongeBob is coming out as gay (this is an inferance from a TUMBLR comment and could be very incorrect)