Canada 16 comments
unbeweaveable
· 8 years ago
I thought that the squirrel was a piece of concrete that fell off the block and the officer was mourning a slug-shaped piece of fallen concrete..
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Any one else love owls 11 comments
unbeweaveable
· 8 years ago
Yes! They're beautiful little things. Their eyes are just *heart eye emoji*
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Atheists see things a bit differently 4 comments
Not all celeb couples are f*ck tard idiots 14 comments
Summer time sadness 8 comments
unbeweaveable
· 8 years ago
Then college comes and you're off of school for almost four months with no assignments to fuck up your summer!!!!
Guaranteed. 11 comments
unbeweaveable
· 8 years ago
JACOB: A comment story by me
*In school*
Teacher: And now if we plug x into this equ-
Student 1: Wait! Wait everybody do you hear that?
*class quiets down* *listening*
Student 2: I don't hear anythi-
Student 1: Shut the fuck up, Frank! It's him. He's coming.
*class listens* faint sound of bells ringing in the distance
Student 3: Oh, no. No! Not again.
Sound of bells gets louder *class stirs* *everyone freaking out* *desks overturned* *papers flying* *screeching on chalkboard*
Door opens slowly. *he enters*
Jacob: Well HELLO everybody, what happened here?
*students jabbing scissors in eyes* *jumping out windows* *slamming heads into desks*
Everyone is dead.
Teacher: Just fucking great, Jacob. You HAD to bring the backpack. *swallows apple whole and chokes to death*
Jacob: *falls to ground seizing* *bells jingle as his body flails violently*
Fin.
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*In school*
Teacher: And now if we plug x into this equ-
Student 1: Wait! Wait everybody do you hear that?
*class quiets down* *listening*
Student 2: I don't hear anythi-
Student 1: Shut the fuck up, Frank! It's him. He's coming.
*class listens* faint sound of bells ringing in the distance
Student 3: Oh, no. No! Not again.
Sound of bells gets louder *class stirs* *everyone freaking out* *desks overturned* *papers flying* *screeching on chalkboard*
Door opens slowly. *he enters*
Jacob: Well HELLO everybody, what happened here?
*students jabbing scissors in eyes* *jumping out windows* *slamming heads into desks*
Everyone is dead.
Teacher: Just fucking great, Jacob. You HAD to bring the backpack. *swallows apple whole and chokes to death*
Jacob: *falls to ground seizing* *bells jingle as his body flails violently*
Fin.
1.5 years clean from cutting :) 21 comments
*insert cool title that draws attention* 2 comments
I can't stop laughing 2 comments
4 more years til I'm 21 26 comments
unbeweaveable
· 8 years ago
My boyfriend and I (22 and 19) watched High School Musical 2 and 3 AND the Wizards of Waverly Place movie in one sitting and I have absolutely zero regrets.
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Valid answer 8 comments
My record on the pacer is like 62 45 comments
thoughts? 46 comments
unbeweaveable
· 8 years ago
People aged 65 can live past 8 years which is how long two Presidential terms are here in America. It is their future until the day they die.
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They want a blue baby 11 comments
unbeweaveable
· 8 years ago
That happened with my cousin. We had a whole gender reveal party for him and my aunt was hoping for a girl. When they opened the box, pink balloons came out. She was so excited. Then, at her next doctor's appointment, the doctor did an ultrasound and realized that the baby actually had a little dingaling. So he told my aunt she was having a son and she cried. Long story short: when my baby cousin grows up we will tell him the story of how we had a whole party for him thinking he was a girl and then found out he was a boy and his mom was devastated!
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too lazy to title 6 comments
unbeweaveable
· 8 years ago
It must suck towards the end of the year when you have to count out 300+ pennies EVERY DAY!
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