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Damn you jesus 15 comments
undercover · 7 years ago
She could tuck her tits under her armpits and lie down like that.
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Never let this die, never let this go away 41 comments
undercover · 7 years ago
When he talked about invading a country to share the love of God, I thought he was talking about Christians
"Our Culture is Not Your Costume!" 91 comments
undercover · 7 years ago
Hitler is defined by being a genocidal maniac. The Pope is defined by being religious. Rosa Parks is defined by being a key member of the civil rights movement. Nicki Minaj is defined by being a stupid whore. None of these people can be logically grouped with each other. Nazis are defined by being extreme racists and so are kkk members. So they can be grouped together. Extreme PC people who call everything a case of cultural appropriation are defined by being extreme PC people. Extreme PC people who believe you can identify as so many things that transracial are a real thing are defined by being extreme pc people. So they can be grouped together. Note: I'm using their main traits as what 'defines' them. So just because bill gates and adolph Hitler are humans, they can't logically be placed in a specific group.
"Our Culture is Not Your Costume!" 91 comments
undercover · 7 years ago
But kkk and nazi fit in the extreme racist group, and cultural apropriation ppl (who think dreadlocks are racist) and transracial fit into extreme pc group.
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"Our Culture is Not Your Costume!" 91 comments
undercover · 7 years ago
Actually it would be more like grouping Nazis and kkk together.
"Our Culture is Not Your Costume!" 91 comments
undercover · 7 years ago
There's another side of the PC movement who believes in transracial people tho
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"Our Culture is Not Your Costume!" 91 comments
undercover · 7 years ago
You probably think a white guy eating Chinese food is cultural appropriation, right
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"Our Culture is Not Your Costume!" 91 comments
undercover · 7 years ago
Also dreadlocks were used by the Celtics before they even knew of the existence of black people. Dreadlocks are thus not cultural appropriation. Also, nothing is cultural appropriation. Cultural appropriation doesn't exist. It's just another excused made by pussies to get butthurt about everything.
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undercover · 7 years ago
I'm done with school already that's how
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itty bitty t*tty committee unite! 34 comments
undercover · 7 years ago
Uh ok
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undercover · 7 years ago
She's talking about not being smart while completely missing obviously sarcasm, then missing the second comment I made specifically point out that my original comment was sarcastic. How can such an oblivious and stupid person exist in this world?!
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itty bitty t*tty committee unite! 34 comments
undercover · 7 years ago
I'm not calling you names I'm giving you a reason as to why you got downvoted. I also called you a fuckhead because you instantly think those who dissent with you are homophobic ('did I get downvoted for being GAY?'). It's absolutely retarded to blame your failures on homophobia rather than your own flaws; it's just classic delusion.
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itty bitty t*tty committee unite! 34 comments
undercover · 7 years ago
No you got downvoted because you are not funny and are annoying. Stop trying to pin all of your problems on homophobia you fuckhead.
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undercover · 7 years ago
Do. You. Not. Understand. Sarcasm. (EDIT: funsubstance removed the part where I called Mrscollector a dumb cunt)
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I don't have words 5 comments
undercover · 7 years ago
Why did you crop out the main part of the joke, his hat?
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I don't have words 5 comments
undercover · 7 years ago
Do you know that you can pirate Photoshop for $0.00?
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Coffee table based off of a scene from Inception 5 comments
undercover · 7 years ago
That would be so uncomfortable to actually use.
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Simple 26 comments
undercover · 7 years ago
Do you even understand sarcasm (edit: funsubstance removed the part of my comment where I called Mrscollector a dumb cunt.)
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undercover · 7 years ago
It's rare to be a genius who didn't need an education. Too many people bank on being a person that is literally rarer than 1/billion.
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undercover · 7 years ago
It's just that too often, people delude themselves into believing that they are some hidden genius that the school system just happened to miss. Then they fail at life because they think they're a hidden Einstein so whenever they're presented with a humble opportunity to work or something, they think it's beneath them. 'im a fucking genius! Intelligence>education!!' this ego essentially fucks their life over. Next thing you know they're begging for money on some street corner thinking that the world just isn't yet ready for their genius, and they just hope some important scientist will walk by one day and they can impress them with their amazing mind. Too bad that, to the scientist, it will just look like a dirty hobo spewing some random unintelligible shit.
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undercover · 7 years ago
Just because I have C's and D's in my classes doesn't mean I'm dumb. I'm just too intelligent to bother with tests. Einstein's teachers thought he was dumb too!! I'm probably just like Einstein!!! Right?!! I'm not really a failure, am I??!? Please!!!
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undercover · 7 years ago
I bet you got rejected from your dream school lmao
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Partially paralysed man creates DIY bionic arm to help him do his work 9 comments
undercover · 7 years ago
im pissed because you guys believe shit so damn easily. I bet if there was a decent looking picture with 1000+ likes on here that told you bleach cured sore throats, there would be a few people here who'd have to get their stomachs pumped.
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Partially paralysed man creates DIY bionic arm to help him do his work 9 comments
undercover · 7 years ago
first of all: you obviously have no brain if you think you can create a BRAIN CONTROLLED DEVICE out of what is LITARALLY garbage. Second of all, you IMMEDIATELY believe this shit to be true despite how imFUCKINGprobable it is. Everyone and theyr dog's right testicle would have abionic arm if they were so cheap. Third, here's a small article I found about it being fake anyway, but because you were too fucking braindead to realize that this sourceless bullshit image was fake. http://www.soyacincau.com/2016/01/20/heres-why-we-think-the-indonesian-iron-man-is-fake/
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Partially paralysed man creates DIY bionic arm to help him do his work 9 comments
undercover · 7 years ago
It's fucking fake. Idiots.