Underyourbed

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This cat has a glorious mustache 6 comments
underyourbed · 9 years ago
Nvm
I'll just shave it for later
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This cat has a glorious mustache 6 comments
underyourbed · 9 years ago
I mustache you a question
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Favorite childhood memory 3 comments
underyourbed · 9 years ago
Having a sense of wonder in the world and not as pessimistic
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FINALLY SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS 65 comments
underyourbed · 9 years ago
My dad: ugh, you should have asked me yesterday to do a thing you just thought of even though it really is no convenience to me because all I do is play video games each day
My dad, later on: I'm gonna sit in the garage and smoke while you watch kids you didn't agree to baby sit for a few hours without asking if you had things to do
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A Gentleman's Closet 8 comments
underyourbed · 9 years ago
Well, technically everyone's dream. Everyone's a little obsessive compulsive which is why we all find calmness is things done right/perfectly
OCD is when it's an actual disorder and not each person with it is gonna have a problem with a messy closet
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I feel sad for this kid 14 comments
underyourbed · 9 years ago
Extremely deep bangs ? Just pull all that hair up
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As someone with pale skin 6 comments
underyourbed · 9 years ago
I've actually read that there's two kinds of white people, white people who burn and white people who tan. If you tan more your ancestors are more likely from places like Spain and Italy and if you burn places like the UK, Ireland, and Scandinavia
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As someone with pale skin 6 comments
underyourbed · 9 years ago
That spf isn't strong enough for my pale, ginger skin D:
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How to do your assignments 8 comments
underyourbed · 9 years ago
But like... What are they gonna do if you don't turn it in ?
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The truth about the friendzone 19 comments
underyourbed · 9 years ago
Because unless someone does something bad to you, you have no reason to not be nice to anyone.
You should be nice to people because it's good to do, not because you wanna fuck.
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The truth about the friendzone 19 comments
underyourbed · 9 years ago
He means that you aren't getting put there for being nice, you get put there by acting like a friend. You can be nice to people and not have them be your friends, but when you treat someone as a friend then you're jut going to be friends most of the time.
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Long distance relationships 18 comments
underyourbed · 9 years ago
I only Skype with my SO and so it's always the second one
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There we go 52 comments
underyourbed · 9 years ago
https://unifiedserenity.wordpress.com/2013/07/15/white-slaves-in-america-outnumbered-black-slaves-bet-you-didnt-know-that-did-you/
https://violenceagainstwhites.wordpress.com/white-slaves/
And btw, Japanese history is full of them commuting the genocide of the Natives of their own land.
Also I'm 1/4 Cherokee and the rest is Irish/Scottish. So you need to step on back.
There we go 52 comments
underyourbed · 9 years ago
For what ?
Homer accidentally dials 911 1 comments
underyourbed · 9 years ago
Pretty much what I'd do since I have social anxiety
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Test your strength 5 comments
underyourbed · 9 years ago
Good for the cats, fun for the guests
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There we go 52 comments
underyourbed · 9 years ago
Guest, there weren't millions of slaves, at least not in America.
Time to learn some shit
So 12 million Africans were SOLD I to slavery ( not kidnapped ), 2 million died on the voyage. Only about 300,000 were in America. Then some more from the Caribbean which totaled about 450,000, not even half a million. Hell, Brazil received 4.5 million at the beginning. WAY more than us.
But in the numbers game, there were MANY more white slaves in America than black ones. Irish slaves were a lot cheaper than black ones ( black ones being 50 sterling and the Irish being worth 5 sterling ) and the English even killed 500,000 then sold about 300,000 into slavery, knocking the 1.5 million population of Ireland to a mere 600,000
Learn your shit, guest, instead of spewing misconceptions
There we go 52 comments
underyourbed · 9 years ago
Tbh I think it's a good thing they banned the nazi flag in Germany. Cause they had a lot of war debts and if the flag was still flying it would ruin a lot of tourism and they still wouldn't have payed off the ones from WW1.
Sort of like those " pay less than a dollar to feed these porn African kids " that make Africa look terrible, so no one goes there to contribute to the economy.
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Dun-dun duh 7 comments
underyourbed · 9 years ago
I guess it would have been
A murder most fowl
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There we go 52 comments
underyourbed · 9 years ago
I don't want it banned banned, but it really doesn't need to be flying over gocernemnt buildings.
though some are taking it WAY too far. Apple was removing any game with the flag on it ( even civil war based games, which is stupid ) but worst of all it prompted a new challenge. The challenge was that whenever anyone ( mainly targeted towards black individuals ) saw a Confederate flag they were to remove it. And this was started by people running onto private property ( which can get you shot, and legally you would be in the wrong ) and running through traffic to pull it off vehicles
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Story of my freaking life 7 comments
underyourbed · 9 years ago
* lays there for another 5 minutes *
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Living in America 27 comments
underyourbed · 9 years ago
* applauds *
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It'll be fun they said 6 comments
underyourbed · 9 years ago
Well, depending on how much frosting the calories will be burned off so nothing is gained or lost
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What keeps parents awake at night 2 comments
underyourbed · 9 years ago
Well ... I mean ... Technically just one thing as those would both be the same thing
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Only in france 19 comments
underyourbed · 9 years ago
You REALLY don't see it ?
In the 9th photo a woman is about to be MURDERED
Why it's with other, normal pictures, I don't understand
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