Underyourbed

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Turkish gas company 3 comments
underyourbed · 9 years ago
Fun fact, apparently there aren't a lot of black people in Turkey. Some kids in our Turkish class ( foreign language class ) went over spring break and when they came back they were all laughing about how people wanted to take a picture with the one black kid in the group.
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It's Addictive 34 comments
underyourbed · 9 years ago
" usually "
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I don't TOTALLY agree with this but i somewhat do. 30 comments
underyourbed · 9 years ago
" we need more women to major in STEM fields "
" what did you major in ? "
" women's gender studies "
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Snake 6 comments
underyourbed · 9 years ago
That whole scene in the bible is some bullshit punishment
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What grinds my gears 24 comments
underyourbed · 9 years ago
As long as no more than half of each titty is hanging out, you're good
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Sorry folks 11 comments
underyourbed · 9 years ago
Me too. Like, I don't care if you smoke, but don't make it the center of your life. I want to have conversations about things other than getting high and see pictures of you where you aren't blowing smoke out your mouth.
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The Spotter's Guide 5 comments
underyourbed · 9 years ago
This is exactly how I tell them apart
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Aussies know what I mean 7 comments
underyourbed · 9 years ago
Anyone who paid attention in geography class or general science class knows
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Remember this doucebag? His company is losing money 19 comments
underyourbed · 9 years ago
No, it totally isn't because of that. Not at all.
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Some people are offended by the term 'Black Friday' saying it's racist 30 comments
underyourbed · 9 years ago
I forgot who exactly, but they pretty much said they were racist and tied to white privilege since not ALL races call them sandwiches
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Some people are offended by the term 'Black Friday' saying it's racist 30 comments
underyourbed · 9 years ago
Probably the same people who said PB&J sandwiches were racist
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You guys remember the Dinosaur thing ? 30 comments
underyourbed · 9 years ago
Some weird ass dinosaur porn
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*squints* 35 comments
underyourbed · 9 years ago
They have every right to do what they want with their face, but it they look COMPLETELY different with and without makeup men are understandably put off. It's like if a guy put a picture of him with abs but then you meet and he has a beer gut, you would be mad too.
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My dreams coming true! Redhead Emma Watson 12 comments
underyourbed · 9 years ago
Well ... To be fair that's not actually redhead ... It's just red hair
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*squints* 35 comments
underyourbed · 9 years ago
The problem isn't caking your face in makeup, the problem is countouring yourself to oblivion and you look like you have a different facial structure altogether, and if you want to have a baby wih someone ( biologically or you are looking for a committed relationship ) how they look is sort of a big deal
Friend swallowed a bottle cap 2 comments
underyourbed · 9 years ago
Wouldn't the stomach acid just dissolve it anyway ?
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*squints* 35 comments
underyourbed · 9 years ago
I've thought that too but then I realized
Guys aren't stupid. They're mad about fake cheekbones and just fake facials structures. They know your eyelids aren't smokey or that your lips are firetruck red.
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Be safe! Especially if you're lesbians 10 comments
underyourbed · 9 years ago
How ? STDs are still a thing that can happen to lesbians
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"I didn't even see you!" 4 comments
underyourbed · 9 years ago
He ded
African 26 comments
underyourbed · 9 years ago
Well I mean, how many not recently immigrated black people who's ancestors were slaves actually KNOW what kind of black they are ?
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Quite a surprise 14 comments
underyourbed · 9 years ago
Tbh I was hoping it was like that one where it seemed like the dude was gonna smash the cute Korean chick but then he didn't
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Not all sharks are assholes 6 comments
underyourbed · 9 years ago
Nicer than dolphins that's for sure
If cinderella had a different kind of shoes 3 comments
underyourbed · 9 years ago
Wait, so how did they know which one it was if they were similar words ?
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What the 7 comments
underyourbed · 9 years ago
Yess she's the chick I was thinking of ! Thank you !