Underyourbed

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The struggle is real 29 comments
underyourbed · 9 years ago
Says the person who's username is " stoner ", besides, what I said wasn't even cryptic
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Use your head 5 comments
underyourbed · 9 years ago
It's not as good and funny as it used to be
I've literally had to unfollow at least ten people in the last few months for getting SJW and starting to point out how everything is sexist and racist and blah blah blah
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Well that escalated quickly 40 comments
underyourbed · 9 years ago
Yeah, my point was not a lot of people have them on them, on their social media, or at their house. Mostly the school has them and I've never seen schools give photos to the news people.
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Use your head 5 comments
underyourbed · 9 years ago
Tumblr, before everyone developed one of the 50000 new sexualities and gender identities
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Tumblr... 4 comments
underyourbed · 9 years ago
I've seen some posts where they ask " you guys how come we don't use capitalization or punctuation ????? "
And then people come out of the wood works like " We're evolving as a society with our evolving languages, it's scientific "
Then they're like " omfg people are using slang in real life they're obviously stupid shits "
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How to turn a waiter into an Atheist 10 comments
underyourbed · 9 years ago
You know what else was better than money ? That meal, probably. But guess what. You paid with money.
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How to turn a waiter into an Atheist 10 comments
underyourbed · 9 years ago
Tears ?
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Well that escalated quickly 40 comments
underyourbed · 9 years ago
True, but nowadays I hardly see anyone getting the yearbooks or buying the school pictures.
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The struggle is real 29 comments
underyourbed · 9 years ago
Yes, obviously I don't know what an iPhone is. Like I said. Because there's no such thing besides the truth.
What grinds my gears 24 comments
underyourbed · 9 years ago
Because if you were playing games in a room of 5 year olds would you want a 50/50 chance of your titty flying out ?
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Imgur, its time we sat down and had a chat about what youve done 8 comments
underyourbed · 9 years ago
There actually is a reason, though.
It's mostly because people mated to have more attractive children and so the further back you go the worse it gets.
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Imgur, its time we sat down and had a chat about what youve done 8 comments
underyourbed · 9 years ago
Probably because you're related to them
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she looks so proud 23 comments
underyourbed · 9 years ago
Well they do it under anesthesia though
Orange is the new black 9 comments
underyourbed · 9 years ago
OOMPA LOOMPAS GETTING SPRAY TANS
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Looks like he was pretty…Hamlit 4 comments
underyourbed · 9 years ago
That title killed my brother
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Orange is the new black 9 comments
underyourbed · 9 years ago
Oompa loompas have it naturally, though
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The struggle is real 29 comments
underyourbed · 9 years ago
First world problems: " Ugh I wanted the white iPhone ! "
Me, also in a first world country: " What the fuck is an iPhone ? "
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Who else loves 14 comments
underyourbed · 9 years ago
The smell of wood in the morning ?
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Well that escalated quickly 40 comments
underyourbed · 9 years ago
I'm gonna be honest tho, how many people take and post their family photos with grown ass kids ? And then they wanna complain about how he didn't put any nice pictures on a place they could get it
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Shy person problem 5 comments
underyourbed · 9 years ago
Then when you try going out on a limb and raise your voice so they can hear you they accuse you of being angry, even though you aren't
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she looks so proud 23 comments
underyourbed · 9 years ago
Yeah, you can't really send someone to jail for cheating, but there are states where you can depending on the people involved.
What grinds my gears 24 comments
underyourbed · 9 years ago
Well, I mean going to take your 5 year old to a mommy and me class wouldn't be the place for that first one
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she looks so proud 23 comments
underyourbed · 9 years ago
So I looked it up, they lived about 46 from what I can find ( but I'm pretty sure that's including dead babies ) but let's say it is. Compared to today it would be about half. 10 years ( today ) for chopping off her husband's dick still doesn't seem like enough, especially just for cheating.
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she looks so proud 23 comments
underyourbed · 9 years ago
Not enough time in jail
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I don't TOTALLY agree with this but i somewhat do. 30 comments
underyourbed · 9 years ago
* whispers* the free bleeding lipstick project
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