Underyourbed

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For people offended by everything 14 comments
underyourbed · 9 years ago
On here, yes, because we're offended over more common things like too soon jokes and dark humor
On places like tumblr, though, you'd see more posts of people being offended about fucking Dwayne Johnsons wife being white when they assumed she wasn't before they had a baby
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His head is brighter than my future 4 comments
underyourbed · 9 years ago
His head is just so shiny and neat ... But then his face is like a dry pimpley teenage boy
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I can't be the only one who looks at food just before bedtime 7 comments
underyourbed · 9 years ago
Their burgers and fries are like the best ever
But for some fucking reasons they have just like a shit ton of peanuts sitting around that you can just ... Take ?
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supernatural fandom is weird but this is idk... 6 comments
underyourbed · 9 years ago
How would I know if I completey common phrase was a reference ?
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supernatural fandom is weird but this is idk... 6 comments
underyourbed · 9 years ago
Remember how when they didn't get enough ratings and they were thinking of cancelling season 2 and tumblr was like " you guys need to go watch it so our show doesn't get canceled, we don't care if it's about a sociopath who kills and eats people and shows every detail "
But then they send you death threats for not tagging some obscure trigger warning
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supernatural fandom is weird but this is idk... 6 comments
underyourbed · 9 years ago
Fannibals have said worse
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Let's make this clear 10 comments
underyourbed · 9 years ago
2 edgy 4 u
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They already had 5 kids 6 comments
underyourbed · 9 years ago
My friend and I didn't like being the adults so we would make teenage sims and then mill off all the adults so they could just be teenagers
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American girl dolls :-p 14 comments
underyourbed · 9 years ago
Little girls
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How intense is that... 9 comments
underyourbed · 9 years ago
If you look carefully the center looks like a person sitting on a chair
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American girl dolls :-p 14 comments
underyourbed · 9 years ago
Right, it would be cheaper to buy a Barbie or EAH doll and repaint and reroot it
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American girl dolls :-p 14 comments
underyourbed · 9 years ago
They have a few but it's just one type of red from what I see
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American girl dolls :-p 14 comments
underyourbed · 9 years ago
They're hella expensive tho
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Best birthday cake ever 8 comments
underyourbed · 9 years ago
Well, they do have some tiny ass cheese burgers
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OMG! You could write with your right hand 18 comments
underyourbed · 9 years ago
The point was about how right handed people are shocked about left handed people, so they're sarcastically being shocked about right handed people
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Santa granted our wish! 26 comments
underyourbed · 9 years ago
Low key like a skinny Robin thicke is what he reminds me of
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Santa granted our wish! 26 comments
underyourbed · 9 years ago
But he still has to undergo a trial, yes ? If they have enough evidence he could very well go to jail
Santa granted our wish! 26 comments
underyourbed · 9 years ago
Moriarty is a better human being than him
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Truth about modern education 14 comments
underyourbed · 9 years ago
More like
Modern education: you either get it by being rich or in debt or you don't get it at all
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Anatomically correct love 7 comments
underyourbed · 9 years ago
They killed tiny people just to dip their heart in silver ?!
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Best birthday cake ever 8 comments
underyourbed · 9 years ago
That actually sounds pretty yummy
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Best birthday cake ever 8 comments
underyourbed · 9 years ago
Diabeetus
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Not the story we deserve, but the story we need...?!?!? 12 comments
underyourbed · 9 years ago
Guest, by that logic if you're going the speed limit and someone comes doing 100 then you're at fault
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We should totally ban this gas. #BanOxygen 11 comments
underyourbed · 9 years ago
Oxygen is evil ! We must destroy it !
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We should totally ban this gas. #BanOxygen 11 comments
underyourbed · 9 years ago
A helpful tip to stop oxygen from hurting your lungs is to hold your breath for as long as possible
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