His head is brighter than my future 4 comments
underyourbed
· 9 years ago
His head is just so shiny and neat ... But then his face is like a dry pimpley teenage boy
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I can't be the only one who looks at food just before bedtime 7 comments
underyourbed
· 9 years ago
Their burgers and fries are like the best ever
But for some fucking reasons they have just like a shit ton of peanuts sitting around that you can just ... Take ?
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But for some fucking reasons they have just like a shit ton of peanuts sitting around that you can just ... Take ?
supernatural fandom is weird but this is idk... 6 comments
underyourbed
· 9 years ago
Remember how when they didn't get enough ratings and they were thinking of cancelling season 2 and tumblr was like " you guys need to go watch it so our show doesn't get canceled, we don't care if it's about a sociopath who kills and eats people and shows every detail "
But then they send you death threats for not tagging some obscure trigger warning
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But then they send you death threats for not tagging some obscure trigger warning
They already had 5 kids 6 comments
underyourbed
· 9 years ago
My friend and I didn't like being the adults so we would make teenage sims and then mill off all the adults so they could just be teenagers
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How intense is that... 9 comments
underyourbed
· 9 years ago
If you look carefully the center looks like a person sitting on a chair
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American girl dolls :-p 14 comments
underyourbed
· 9 years ago
Right, it would be cheaper to buy a Barbie or EAH doll and repaint and reroot it
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American girl dolls :-p 14 comments
Best birthday cake ever 8 comments
OMG! You could write with your right hand 18 comments
underyourbed
· 9 years ago
The point was about how right handed people are shocked about left handed people, so they're sarcastically being shocked about right handed people
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Santa granted our wish! 26 comments
Santa granted our wish! 26 comments
underyourbed
· 9 years ago
But he still has to undergo a trial, yes ? If they have enough evidence he could very well go to jail
Santa granted our wish! 26 comments
Truth about modern education 14 comments
underyourbed
· 9 years ago
More like
Modern education: you either get it by being rich or in debt or you don't get it at all
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Modern education: you either get it by being rich or in debt or you don't get it at all
Anatomically correct love 7 comments
Not the story we deserve, but the story we need...?!?!? 12 comments
underyourbed
· 9 years ago
Guest, by that logic if you're going the speed limit and someone comes doing 100 then you're at fault
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We should totally ban this gas. #BanOxygen 11 comments
We should totally ban this gas. #BanOxygen 11 comments
underyourbed
· 9 years ago
A helpful tip to stop oxygen from hurting your lungs is to hold your breath for as long as possible
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Edited 9 years ago
On places like tumblr, though, you'd see more posts of people being offended about fucking Dwayne Johnsons wife being white when they assumed she wasn't before they had a baby