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nerdy fact 13 comments
underyourbed · 9 years ago
That reminds me of how the suite life Tipton number was to a sex line
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"You are in grave danger.." "Lovely." 19 comments
underyourbed · 9 years ago
I remember reading a story about a girl. She was at lunch and drawing and this girl came up to her and was like " oh wow how are you so good " and she saw the fancy inking pens she had ( probably some of those sakura ones, why would you bring expensive ones to school ) and scoffed and was like " oh " and left. As if the pens made her work better all of a sudden.
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Time to watch Schindler's List again 5 comments
underyourbed · 9 years ago
It's a movie about the holocaust and she didn't understand what the movie was about when she watched if at 11 and so she was scared
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Well I understand, because Scully was my first TV crush 10 comments
underyourbed · 9 years ago
That's why you show interest instead of force it
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Agents of SHIELD: the cute version 7 comments
underyourbed · 9 years ago
Whos the top girl ?
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I hate when this happens! 10 comments
underyourbed · 9 years ago
The fuck ?
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I hate when this happens! 10 comments
underyourbed · 9 years ago
As a female, I hate when this happens
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őķ1 9 comments
underyourbed · 9 years ago
Ugh why is she wearing makeup ! So sexist ! The patriarchy always has to have perfect women !
Scumbag newton 6 comments
underyourbed · 9 years ago
What are you talking about ? This is what happened. The history and science books are lying to you.
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"Okay wait, before you check my phone just let me explain..." 7 comments
underyourbed · 9 years ago
Tip for people, if someone is acting jealous for no reason and asking to see your phone that's usually a huge red flag that they're cheating so tell them only if they let you look on theirs.
But you should also talk it out because there could be miscommunication, such as if you're hiding a surprise or they are uncomfortable with close friends, etc.
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This collection looks complete 2 comments
underyourbed · 9 years ago
That's a small bookshelf
Chainmail 3 comments
underyourbed · 9 years ago
I'm like 90% sure chainmail alone doesn't prepare you for battle
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Pyramids 2 comments
underyourbed · 9 years ago
Don't forget the Bermuda pyramids underwater
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Turned out that what Mars really needed... Matt Damon 20 comments
underyourbed · 9 years ago
I liked it but I didn't know it was Disney, I can see how they didn't get what they would have
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Well played Steve 3 comments
underyourbed · 9 years ago
I'm glad he's playing along with it
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Why? Just cause 6 comments
underyourbed · 9 years ago
I'm OFFENDED by this !
Countless monks in prayer for a better world 11 comments
underyourbed · 9 years ago
I'm saying you only saw what they wanted you to see
You saw what you saw but that wasn't everyrhing
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Countless monks in prayer for a better world 11 comments
underyourbed · 9 years ago
Was it evangelical ? Because like, honestly, most of that is staged
And was the girl permanently paraplegic or was she just in a wheelchair and needed physical therapy for awhile ?
I'm not saying it couldn't be true, but you can't present faith as fact when it's just faith
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We should totally ban this gas. #BanOxygen 11 comments
underyourbed · 9 years ago
Lies ! You just want us to die !
That's how you pick up girls 3 comments
underyourbed · 9 years ago
Why don't the colors match up with the text ?!
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JUST LET ME f*ckING FINISH! 9 comments
underyourbed · 9 years ago
And then they're like " okay okay just say it ! I won't interrupt ! "
Then guess what happens a 6th time
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Traffic in the DFW 15 comments
underyourbed · 9 years ago
Has guest ever been to DFW ? This is exactly true
Don't be a Dumbass 21 comments
underyourbed · 9 years ago
Yeah, some 16 year old kid
I don't remember why they were looking in his phone, though
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Don't be a Dumbass 21 comments
underyourbed · 9 years ago
I had to unfollow like 4 people because they thought that it was perfectly fine for 14 year olds go wear booty shorts and tube tops because " its my body I can wear what I want " despite the fact that those are revealing clothes and you should not be revealing your private parts to adults
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We only need 96,949 more signatures! 18 comments
underyourbed · 9 years ago
We need this
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