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unicornhunter


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Danish joke 7 comments
unicornhunter · 9 years ago
What happens when an Aggie moves to Oklahoma..... Same. Gig em Aggies!(Texas A&M university.)
Manhole cover in Wiesbaden, Germany 17 comments
unicornhunter · 9 years ago
Ha! That's where I went to high school.
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Said the McDonalds employee 5 comments
unicornhunter · 9 years ago
Roth IRA since i was 16 and insurance. Isn't everyone supposed to have insurance now or face fines in the states,.....
George w. Bump 3 comments
unicornhunter · 9 years ago
Badeladeladeladela
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bed for the homeless complete with solar panel to power radio, light, phone 6 comments
unicornhunter · 9 years ago
Homeless in Houston would rip out copper wire and sell it.
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Said the McDonalds employee 5 comments
unicornhunter · 9 years ago
Yea......a degree and still bartending because I make more than a teacher.
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We all have those moments 8 comments
unicornhunter · 9 years ago
You win.
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Love can strike at any time 9 comments
unicornhunter · 9 years ago
'Molesting' also means to make annoying sexual advances ( like boob grabs while grocery shopping).Age is not always a factor. We are married so that denotes over the age of consent.
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Day 132 of your daily dose of cute: I cant handle baby koalas omfg 8 comments
unicornhunter · 9 years ago
Baby sloths next! When I was little in Panama we had a baby sloth. The just cling to you and eat flowers.
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Love can strike at any time 9 comments
unicornhunter · 9 years ago
I feel like that male lion is my husband's spirit animal. Won't stop molesting me for a second!
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This is accurate 15 comments
unicornhunter · 9 years ago
We have Batman movie posters in the living room and Marvel posters and fandom art in the bedroom. We are in our 30's. Never grow up!
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But false facts tell good stories 42 comments
unicornhunter · 9 years ago
Visible from low earth orbit. Yes. The moon...no.
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I usually do my best as a daughter but always get this from my parents 11 comments
unicornhunter · 9 years ago
Boom. Double thumbs up to you, friend.
I usually do my best as a daughter but always get this from my parents 11 comments
unicornhunter · 9 years ago
Maybe you should be more greatful that your parents care enough to take care of you. There are kids whose parents don't give a shit.
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Let's be honest 61 comments
unicornhunter · 9 years ago
Why isn't the title " lesbihonest"?
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Tumblr comp 27 comments
unicornhunter · 9 years ago
Poprah. I laughed so hard I farted.
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WOO 10 comments
unicornhunter · 9 years ago
Just wait until you get a job.
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I NEED THIS 12 comments
unicornhunter · 9 years ago
Walking Dead night at Zum Barrel. I don't think they can advertise it though.
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Hell hath no fury... 2 comments
unicornhunter · 9 years ago
Trying to get my daughter in the old car. Since I just bought a van with a DVD player in it, I can't get her out!
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Spidey, what are you doing? 5 comments
unicornhunter · 9 years ago
He loves America
Japanese dwarf flying squirrel 3 comments
unicornhunter · 9 years ago
Momo!
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yikes 16 comments
unicornhunter · 9 years ago
Honey booboo's mom
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Heels on ice? NOOOPPEE 25 comments
unicornhunter · 9 years ago
Can't.... Look.....away.......*cringes*
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Cooking tips 14 comments
unicornhunter · 9 years ago
I don't cook pancakes on that high! Maybe heat up the pan then put on a medium heat so you don't burn them. Although I cook mini pancakes.
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