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If I were a dad... 8 comments

unicornhunter · 8 years ago

Morphine kicking in. Ha-ha.

Wow 2 comments

unicornhunter · 8 years ago

This will be my daughter. I give her choices in toys and clothes....she chooses pink, Disney princesses, make up, and teasets every time. Nothing wrong with it but I thought she would be more like me :(

tumblr comp 10 comments

unicornhunter · 8 years ago

Am I the only one who pronounces bologna "ba low nya"? How does that rhyme with pony (po nee)? Bolonga is just hot dog sandwich meat.

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This really just happened to me. Skin of my teeth! 7 comments

unicornhunter · 8 years ago

Yes, bartender. Love it, doing it a long time, and find this place challenging. I was devastated but everyone rallied( including the GM) and I got a second chance. I am on the training team so I think that also had something to do with it.

This really just happened to me. Skin of my teeth! 7 comments

unicornhunter · 8 years ago

Forgot to ID someone. They are very strict about checking anyone under 35. Drinking age is 21 and the person was 30.

We all have that one shirt 7 comments

unicornhunter · 8 years ago

Cleavages

Eminem ladies and gentlemen 32 comments

unicornhunter · 8 years ago

Sporange!!! Spore sack!

Eminem ladies and gentlemen 32 comments

unicornhunter · 8 years ago

Sporange.

This is how real couples sleep 47 comments

unicornhunter · 8 years ago

If I fall asleep on my husband he usually pushes me off when I start snoring in his face. Real life! Ha. 7 kids = do you even sleep at all?

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Slavery 19 comments

unicornhunter · 8 years ago

http://www.antislavery.org/english/slavery_today/what_is_modern_slavery.aspx

strawbutterfly 2 comments

unicornhunter · 8 years ago

Strawberfly

Matthew Hogg the guy who is always drunk due to auto-brewer syndrome 9 comments

unicornhunter · 8 years ago

Atkins diet?

What a birthday is 12 comments

unicornhunter · 8 years ago

I laughed when my daughter cried about the water in the tub being gone. She pulled the plug....toddlers

WORD UP 12 comments

unicornhunter · 8 years ago

"The sun will come out tomorrow! Betcha bottom dollar that tomorrow there'll be sun!!!!!" - that kid

Mother feels 13 comments

unicornhunter · 8 years ago

*slow clap*

he looks so confused 6 comments

unicornhunter · 8 years ago

That is a "I'm pooping" face.

Caucasian shepherd dogs 28 comments

unicornhunter · 8 years ago

Might as well get stock in lint rollers.

Nature doesn't f*ck around 19 comments

unicornhunter · 8 years ago

Washed it off before eating

Eye colour - What is yours? 130 comments

unicornhunter · 8 years ago

Steel blue(me)+ chestnut brown(hubby)= olive green( baby) *genetics*

Baby gates 6 comments

unicornhunter · 8 years ago

Dad was watching them.

Because this makes sense. 11 comments

unicornhunter · 8 years ago

I had a shirt of the delorean crashing into the tardis. Pretty sure my old roommate stole it.

Every time 5 comments

unicornhunter · 9 years ago

Who just hands off their kid? I was always stingy with my baby. https://youtu.be/FshkO8HqQ10

ISIS dog 1 comments

unicornhunter · 9 years ago

This post is so cute very time I see it

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Oh, that male privilege of mine! 48 comments

unicornhunter · 9 years ago

The people left behind live with pain of loss. Can't miss anything when you are dead. I know this is harsh and expect down votes. They should have shown homeless veterans or wounded warriors.

Pro-choice 153 comments

unicornhunter · 9 years ago

Is 7 months legal? I could feel my daughter kicking/swirling around at 6 months. Brainsandbeauty has the right idea. It is a woman's right to chose what to do with her body. End of story.