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Simbaaaa! 22 comments
unicornhunter · 11 years ago
Have you ever heard a baby lion roar?
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The reason behind Adam's apple 8 comments
unicornhunter · 11 years ago
I have heard that the Hebrew word for sin and apple look very similar
When when I'm high on vicodin and someone calls for me 10 comments
unicornhunter · 11 years ago
Makes them more delicious. Deer are abundant. Plus it was shot with a bow and arrow. Guns just make it too easy......
*hunting season!*
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SOO TRUE 12 comments
unicornhunter · 11 years ago
This was a will smith rap song......
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SOO TRUE 12 comments
unicornhunter · 11 years ago
You know parents are the same, no matter time nor place, they don't understand that us kids are going to make some mistakes. So to you, all the kids across the land, there's no need to argue, parents just don't understand.
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When when I'm high on vicodin and someone calls for me 10 comments
unicornhunter · 11 years ago
I just had back strap froma small deer last night for dinner. So young and tender
Best way to pile rocks 5 comments
unicornhunter · 11 years ago
I end up yelling this ( among other things) at the tv every time I watch ancient aliens.
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How to make a little girl's dream come true 40 comments
unicornhunter · 11 years ago
Made me tear up. My dad was army.... i know that longing
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When my ex "just wants to talk" 11 comments
unicornhunter · 11 years ago
I still talk to some my exes. Sometimes it is hard because they hurt you but time heals all wounds. You might have a scar but it is healed. Just talked to my last ex after two years. It took that long to be over the 4 year relationship. They say half the time you were together and you are mostly over it.
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Faith in humanity restored 11 comments
unicornhunter · 11 years ago
My god if you want to get rid of them that bad just let them out into the world so they can fend for themselves. Friggin cruel humans
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When my girlfriend bought a $228 dollar purse, because it was "cute" 16 comments
unicornhunter · 11 years ago
Yes the boots were bought because they look cool. Looks are important. Crocs are functional and durable......hahaha
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When my girlfriend bought a $228 dollar purse, because it was "cute" 16 comments
unicornhunter · 11 years ago
If you make your own money i see no problem spending it how you like. I have a pair of leather boots i paid $200 bucks for. Still use them many years later. You pay for quality.
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my braanndd 10 comments
unicornhunter · 11 years ago
I know nothing about pokemon ( too old) .....but this is hilarious
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'murica 26 comments
unicornhunter · 11 years ago
I don't nurse in public because of my own hang ups. Huge boobs already make people stare. I am curious how other women do it.
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'murica 26 comments
unicornhunter · 11 years ago
How many people would nurse in public? Do you just whip out your boob? I just pump before i go out and give that.
i guess being curious gets you down votes....
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Shenanigans 24 comments
unicornhunter · 11 years ago
Mike Oxlittle
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Fabulous! 9 comments
unicornhunter · 11 years ago
I want to see a "where are they now" on that kid.
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Students at ucf 8 comments
unicornhunter · 11 years ago
it would be even funnier if they really didn't put the money in a book....messed up but funny
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Gorillas 14 comments
unicornhunter · 11 years ago
FABULOUS JAZZ HANDS!
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A 14th century medieval tavern in prague 12 comments
unicornhunter · 11 years ago
This guy gets it.
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A 14th century medieval tavern in prague 12 comments
unicornhunter · 11 years ago
You're a fire hazard.
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S*x with the wife when our kids sleep in the room next to us 15 comments
unicornhunter · 11 years ago
Wait until they leave?! Kids are always home. If you wait until they leave you rarely have sex. Just gotta be quiet...do it on the floor if your bed makes noise.
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Fail 23 comments
unicornhunter · 11 years ago
The cat?
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Fail 23 comments
unicornhunter · 11 years ago
Can't ....stop ...laughing
Children's worst nightmares 17 comments
unicornhunter · 11 years ago
Sitting here in the dark feeding the kid.... never going back to sleep. Did i mention the attic door is riht above her crib?!
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