Ordered the steak? The food runner/ server has poked it. Fyi

Ah yes. The hours of insomnia are worth it now that i have seen this.

Because it doesn't make a profit? Sadly

This is called a " bitchy resting face". I suffer from this.

Honey bunches of orgasms

I wonder if she gets dry mouth.

Haha he looks like he is having a stroke. Very cute

27. I was twenty friggin seven before I found my husband. Remember, you have to become an adult before the real men start appearing in your life. Before then you are just dating boys.

" aaw look at his cute little butthole"

It exsists

Sleep... i miss that shit. Even if your baby sleeps 8 hours it doesn't mean you will.

Been

Or you forget if you wiped or not. Better do it again just to be sure.....yep already wiped.

Hahaha brat. C'mon...no singing *?! Better than an alarm clock and no dad.

I don't own an iron. Just throw your clothes in the dryer.