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unicornhunter


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If you ever feel stupid, just remember 56 comments
unicornhunter · 10 years ago
Hahaha oh man " he sprayed his colon" probably should get that checked out.
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Art. That's not the word I would use to describe this. 12 comments
unicornhunter · 10 years ago
I have this same peice in my garage.
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Good friends 2 comments
unicornhunter · 10 years ago
Snuggles!!!
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On FS... 92 comments
unicornhunter · 10 years ago
well over 18...
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On FS... 92 comments
unicornhunter · 10 years ago
Agreed. As I have ranted before, I was always taught to be extra hospitable towards guests. If you want a guest to make an account try being nice to them. Who would want to create an account just because they were basically bullied in to it by the regulars?
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Enjoying a 20 year old crystal pepsi 7 comments
unicornhunter · 10 years ago
Crystal.......Pepsi........as in clear.
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Cotton balls 8 comments
unicornhunter · 10 years ago
My dad would always respond "what do I look like a teddy bear?" If you asked him for cotton balls.
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This looks really comfortable 18 comments
unicornhunter · 10 years ago
LIES! These are not comfortable. Although you are never comfortable when you are pregnant....
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When the cashier tries to make small talk 4 comments
unicornhunter · 11 years ago
Nope. I'm a bartender. That is basically adult daycare. Scan. It. And. Bag. It.
On FS... 92 comments
unicornhunter · 11 years ago
I think a lot of ppl on here are around y'alls age. I also think it is great that there are quirky, smart ass teens running around.
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They get way scarier. 41 comments
unicornhunter · 11 years ago
Looks like mange. Hair just fell off?
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A very immature woman 7 comments
unicornhunter · 11 years ago
What gets me is while he was helping to raise her did he ever lust after her? Was there any child abuse or did he wait until marriage?
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I Am Not Like Other Girls.... A Message For All Of Us. 27 comments
unicornhunter · 11 years ago
Prove yourself, foo'. How can one not have their own personality? Even if you are a chameleon, that is a type of personality.
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Found in the laundry room of my building 8 comments
unicornhunter · 11 years ago
Once a year?! Poor guy
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Something to really keep in mind 6 comments
unicornhunter · 11 years ago
Everyone has heard about the incident his wife had with some flight attendants, no? Terrible ppl.
How to give birth 21 comments
unicornhunter · 11 years ago
It takes a while for your uterus to shrink back down after pregnancy. I would love to see how terrible these name callers look after 9 long months of not having any control over your body. Your body is never the same. Totally worth it though. So... be respectful to momas.
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A very immature woman 7 comments
unicornhunter · 11 years ago
Woody Allen married his step daughter in the late 90's. Mia Farrow's adopted daughter. He was married to Mia Farrow in the 80's.
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if i fits i sits 9 comments
unicornhunter · 11 years ago
At first i thought this was just cotton stuffed in a case until i read the title
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Sometimes, I can't help but annoy my friends 6 comments
unicornhunter · 11 years ago
Does that kid have a mullet?
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A very immature woman 7 comments
unicornhunter · 11 years ago
" married a very immature woman" hahaha yea i guess when you marry your step daughter...
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Give this mom a medal!! 50 comments
unicornhunter · 11 years ago
Oh the classic " I'm not your friend I'm your mother!" As a very rebellious, punk kid I heard this all the time! Fought tooth and nail with my mother. I started sneeking out... mom slept outside my room on the floor. Bought my own slutty clothes with my money i earned babysitting...mom cut them up in front of me when i got in trouble. Ect ect ect. Thank glob she was so "mean" to me in my teens because it helped me become a functional adult. I will do the same if necessary to my daughter. Takes a lot of pressure to make a diamond.
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Give this mom a medal!! 50 comments
unicornhunter · 11 years ago
She called her daughter's friends trollops.***
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Worlds Fastest Piano Juggler 11 comments
unicornhunter · 11 years ago
Whhhhhhat?! No way.
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a boy and his sloth 10 comments
unicornhunter · 11 years ago
We had a baby sloth when we lived innpanama. Mother got hit by a car...happens a lot.
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A fox and a dog and a cat! Oh my! 11 comments
unicornhunter · 11 years ago
I smell a best selling children's boooooook!
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