I think his parents are related because he looks like he is in bread.

Very soon

I love you guys for pointing this out. I want to make a bumper sticker of these comments and plaster them on the cars of people who have those " keep christ in christmas" bumper stickers. Stolen holiday.

"& socialize". I have been a bartender for a decade and I see this more and more. Two people sitting right next to each other in silence using social media. Why even go out? Just stay home and drink in the dark with your phone.

Ooooh nooooo!

My cat loves my baby. She licks her head all the time. Sometimes i wonder if she is being sweet or just tasting the baby thinking "soon".

"Excuse me, waiter. There is a hair on my bacon."

If you smoke 10times a day every day for 20 years. A bit in college won't hurt you like meth.

.5 year. Still a wee pup. :))

"Here's Tom with the weather"

Yep. I lose sleep staring at my kiddo.