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unicornhunter

I'm not even cool on the internet.

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unicornhunter · 10 years ago

Ha! This is me and my hubby. Once I forgot the baby monitor was still on and let one rip. It was so loud. I could hear peals of laughter from our room. I was so embarrassed.

Selfie Sunday 24 comments

unicornhunter · 10 years ago

Why does everyone hate guests? I don't get it.

Selfie Sunday 24 comments

unicornhunter · 10 years ago

What selfies?! I missed everything

As someone that didnt post a selfie 27 comments

unicornhunter · 10 years ago

I want to see the selfies.......i am dying of curiosity

Celebrity math 13 comments

unicornhunter · 10 years ago

Ellen plus BJ Novack equals AaronRodgers.

My favourite chocolate 15 comments

unicornhunter · 10 years ago

Tears of joy...angel tears. So i was putting baby to bed and saw this post and could not hold in my laughter. Took me extra time to put her down.......worth it.

My favourite chocolate 15 comments

unicornhunter · 10 years ago

Like an angel crying on your tongue.

Interesting... 22 comments

unicornhunter · 10 years ago

Stephen Colbert makes this post. Hahaha

Not a convincing story 6 comments

unicornhunter · 10 years ago

If you have to lie you are in a bad relationship.

True story 6 comments

unicornhunter · 10 years ago

Lost comrades.

This is the best idea for a restaurant 2 comments

unicornhunter · 10 years ago

I thought this was a standard thing. I always do this for D.Ds

without a what 12 comments

unicornhunter · 10 years ago

Who's on first.....

Epic comp - drunk edition 11 comments

unicornhunter · 10 years ago

Yea you can see the kid smirking. Ha!

Just Remember When You Are Angry With Your Parents... 14 comments

unicornhunter · 10 years ago

And shit, pissed, slobbered, sneezed......and for the teens...they put up with your mood swings while you find yourself.

The universal solution to bad plugging 18 comments

unicornhunter · 10 years ago

All i can think about is "asshole plugging"......

The story of nick vujicic 21 comments

unicornhunter · 10 years ago

Makes me think of the oblongs...

Love this! 11 comments

unicornhunter · 10 years ago

I know a lot of guys with tons of tattoos in the oil field business. All make loads of money. * the tatts can be covered by a dress shirt.*

This happened to a friend of a friend 7 comments

unicornhunter · 10 years ago

New mommy syndrome..... I feel that. Is this why people look at me crazy?!

Fandom references 10 comments

unicornhunter · 10 years ago

Best.....this post killed me. I am trying .....stop laughing.....

Faith in humanity restored 28 comments

unicornhunter · 10 years ago

Bitchy resting face. We need botox?ha!

Olivia wilde tweets 8 comments

unicornhunter · 10 years ago

Ha shitting and eating a treat. That got me.

Maybe not that crazy 28 comments

unicornhunter · 10 years ago

They have bags of alcohol here in the states too. I don't think they have straws though.

A lot of people should listen to this man 15 comments

unicornhunter · 10 years ago

Auto correct on the phone made this comment hilarious. (Hope it's auto correct) getting visuals of a short moses prostitute. The red sea wasn't all he parted.
Also Louis ck is emeffin funny.(edit)

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Dad's sense of humor 3 comments

unicornhunter · 10 years ago

I have a complex about indentifying pains because my dad would always respond "well it's your face that's killing me!" * insert desert laugh* yucca yucca

This tickled the bone that is meant for funny 5 comments

unicornhunter · 10 years ago

Twat. Hahaha