TO ALL BRIDES: pick a color and let the maids choose the style.

Hate to see the kick back on that gun.

Soy-vey!

This exsists in other countries. Namely Canada's beard.

It never stops even when you areolder.

Aaw this makes me miss my big sister! I stole her clothes and unpaused her games (we are old ladies and didn't have saves). I did it because i looked up to her and loved her so much.

Although hks favorite breakfast drink is still orange jews

I knew a chick like this..... Ashley. She was nuts! We are no longer friends because we physically fought about 5 times and i decided that is not how friends should act. Still the fun times while it lasted were epic.

Lost it at window installation ...*tear*

I thought about getting the breast pillow but i can just tuck them in my armpits. Ah.....getting old has it's perks!

This happened to me once but it didn't break my windshield. Just scared the ever loving tar out of me.

Buy nowbutton?

This guy is smoove!!

In other news a pond in florida was found to be wet.