Looks like white Zinfandel. You'll be fine

I always just get over and let them ride the slow person's ass.

Twisted tea to go with his mom jeans.

All my friends that got married before 25 are divorced. My sister met her husband at 23 but waited until she was 28 to tie the knot. They are still happy. There are exceptions I am sure.... I just don't know of any.

My great grandmother did this. Her special tea. She lived to be 97.

Anyone remember SARS? Ebola is more serious of course but everyone freaking out reminds me of that

my husband and i always tip a lil extra, clean as much as possible, and apoligize for the mess if our kiddo is with us.

that's what you call "playing through". when you drank all night and will only get a couple hours of sleep..... might as well play through.

Mother fucking genius. Where was this is college?!

so i know everyone shits on parenthood (deffinatly don't do it until you are 30), but them feels! when your baby snuggles you in their sleep.....nothing compares.

Can't you just test out of certain classes? Do they not do that any more?

raccoon was just trying to steal the cat.

Number 11. I am literally on the pot right now.

OR name your kids after family members