Unicornsession

unicornsession


Hey. I wouldn't like to brag but my puns are on point. I'm a nerd is what I'm low key trying to say.

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There, their, they're 3 comments
unicornsession · 9 years ago
Who in the world is still being a Grammer Nazi during the apocalypse?!
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Atheist agenda 35 comments
unicornsession · 9 years ago
Didn't realize that until you pointed it out. Thanks Lol
Atheist agenda 35 comments
unicornsession · 9 years ago
12:30 lol I love how we're calling people who eat gluten free things Satanist Atheists. And with all this planning there's still time for a latte cuz Bitch I need my coffee
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Science. It reduces the stupid 16 comments
unicornsession · 9 years ago
Wait did it just say my blood is in yoga mats? Lol subway throwback.
*Thnks fr th mmrs plays in the background* 33 comments
unicornsession · 9 years ago
Or they could just have photo albums
Rejected medieval style 5 comments
unicornsession · 9 years ago
What movie is this from?
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Something to ponder 19 comments
unicornsession · 9 years ago
The purpose of feminism hasn't changed
There are just a bunch of sucky women who made it seem so
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downvote devil 10 comments
unicornsession · 9 years ago
Old documents have proven it's actually a 1 in the middle
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Perfect mirror match 6 comments
unicornsession · 9 years ago
Why are u on the phone and driving
I swear it's my nose jeez 2 comments
unicornsession · 9 years ago
Again...for that kind of stupid.....just....no
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Good for him 3 comments
unicornsession · 9 years ago
He had a job before captain Philips tho they approached him there
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Morgan Freeman showing Oprah he's not Samuel L. Jackson 29 comments
unicornsession · 9 years ago
That's not Oprah lol
As an astronomy enthusiast living in the city, I've always wondered 20 comments
unicornsession · 9 years ago
Utah mountain park thingy....Natural bridges monument
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Friends don't let friends play Monopoly 17 comments
unicornsession · 9 years ago
Monopoly brings out the inner monster in a lot of ppl
Baby koala 6 comments
unicornsession · 9 years ago
Koalas are actually pretty mean
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Amen 71 comments
unicornsession · 9 years ago
You can control appearance and weight and if you want to look like a woman or a man you can fix that.
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I miss it so much you don't even know ;-; 16 comments
unicornsession · 9 years ago
They stopped doing that?!
Twilight Cast... 11 comments
unicornsession · 9 years ago
Kristen Stewart is actually a decent actor. The awkward way she was in twilight was how Bella was in the book.
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nooooooo 8 comments
unicornsession · 9 years ago
Germany is going broke forgiving these countries' debt. Now they want their money back
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Everyone has their ways 4 comments
unicornsession · 9 years ago
Maybe they wanted to see if they could w/out the ladder
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Anzahl 4 4 comments
unicornsession · 9 years ago
I first thought it B green
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I hate that 16 comments
unicornsession · 9 years ago
Break up with her then
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Vegetarians please explain 41 comments
unicornsession · 9 years ago
You can actually eat a daisy. Also pigs are pets too. The tiny ones. They have no place to put their poop. The meat your eating has touched poop. Your eating an ass. Not in a sexual way. In a bacteria way.
Rejected 50 Shades of Grey Script 10 comments
unicornsession · 9 years ago
I laughed a little too much
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BRING BACK THE OLD TT PLEASE 44 comments
unicornsession · 9 years ago
The new version Beast boy is just a children's version of what he was before
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