Unicornsession

unicornsession


Hey. I wouldn't like to brag but my puns are on point. I'm a nerd is what I'm low key trying to say.

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Wow, I wonder if you could fit a soccer field on there. 7 comments
unicornsession · 8 years ago
Literally the exact description of Earth lol.
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You never let that girl go 3 comments
unicornsession · 8 years ago
Dude, that can't could not look any better. #onfleekcats #petsquadgoals
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I have about 6 months to decide what I want to study and do for the rest of my life... 9 comments
unicornsession · 8 years ago
These turtle dudes where way to chill for the crap they were telling Nemo's dad and Dory. (side note: isn't it funny that most ppl only know the kinda "main" character of this movie as Nemo's dad) Fun fact: Turtles can breath through their buttholes.
*sassy voice* First of all... 4 comments
unicornsession · 8 years ago
Same
They have a point 2 comments
unicornsession · 8 years ago
What is this, and can I buy it?
Ryan Reynolds, never change. 6 comments
unicornsession · 8 years ago
The moment they start selling these posters I will go Ape for the buy button!
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Super clean tattoo 4 comments
unicornsession · 8 years ago
Hope that doesn't fade.
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wtf Bart. 3 comments
unicornsession · 8 years ago
Oh my god, give that to Da Vinci right now he is great at photoshop. *Sees Mona Lisa, literally thinks WTF.* (art history joke)
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How to introduce K-Pop idols 9 comments
unicornsession · 8 years ago
Korean pop.....k-pop
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How to introduce K-Pop idols 9 comments
unicornsession · 8 years ago
Ahh K-pop.
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This would be far less irritating than a peppy perky cheerleader 8 comments
unicornsession · 8 years ago
*searches for buy button*
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Bring your dog on a 5k in Louisiana, it would be fun they said 6 comments
unicornsession · 8 years ago
Hey, if it's cold it's cold.
An old locket with a surprise 1 comments
unicornsession · 8 years ago
I'd love to buy this!
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I need a balloon lamp 3 comments
unicornsession · 8 years ago
Where can I buy this?!?!?!? Like now.
Avengers DnD 9 comments
unicornsession · 8 years ago
Man I want an entire mini movie or "How it Should Have Ended" about just this!!!!
Best long term prank 8 comments
unicornsession · 8 years ago
Ah life : (
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Difference 3 comments
unicornsession · 8 years ago
Times change : )
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What a douche 16 comments
unicornsession · 8 years ago
He obviously was using this as an excuse though.
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Just coding things 5 comments
unicornsession · 8 years ago
Yessss.
Great idea 8 comments
unicornsession · 8 years ago
That's a fallen candle burn just waiting to happen.
This is by far the worst spongebob meme 5 comments
unicornsession · 8 years ago
What song are they quoting?
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"They're wearing ski masks..." 6 comments
unicornsession · 8 years ago
Too much brawn, not enough brain. : ) What movie is this?
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#irishpride 57 comments
unicornsession · 8 years ago
They only achieved equality by participating in the hate towards people of color.....
Why you shouldn't steal food. 17 comments
unicornsession · 8 years ago
That's fucked up.
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Challenge accepted 3 comments
unicornsession · 8 years ago
What is this painting and why does she have a napkin on her head?
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