Unicornsession

unicornsession


Hey. I wouldn't like to brag but my puns are on point. I'm a nerd is what I'm low key trying to say.

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Bacon and egg hot tub for the toast 4 comments
unicornsession · 8 years ago
I thought they were in a burning/ boiling pot of eggs.
Oh my ;3 22 comments
unicornsession · 8 years ago
What Fandoms are these? Also: I didn't choose the Fandom life it fought aliens then asked me to look at this light called a de..... wait it was just a doctor... and a blimp...reflecting the light of venus. Yeah no such thing as aliens.
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So hyped for school! 13 comments
unicornsession · 8 years ago
That Buddhist reference though.
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Fire and Ice eyes 14 comments
unicornsession · 8 years ago
A song of fire and ice?
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Zoovengers 24 comments
unicornsession · 8 years ago
Why is the hulk a sheep? I mean I know the wily fox and the noble stag rules but what about the rest?
Creepy 6 comments
unicornsession · 8 years ago
It was at that moment I learned to never turn out the lights. Because that is when they wake.
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Sometimes, all you want to do is to hug a dog 3 comments
unicornsession · 8 years ago
Same I thought it was going to be some lit meme.
Polished orb of ancient wood 2 comments
unicornsession · 8 years ago
Can I buy this?
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No sympathy for you 5 comments
unicornsession · 8 years ago
Where is this from?
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The ultimate fusion 5 comments
unicornsession · 8 years ago
Someone tell me where this is?!?!?
Don't even know how to use them but: want 3 comments
unicornsession · 8 years ago
Where can I buy this?!?!?
Red 4 comments
unicornsession · 8 years ago
What movies are these?I feel like I know it but these aforementioned scenes have totally slipped MY mind.
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Church < pokemon go 8 comments
unicornsession · 8 years ago
So apparently you do need Jesus?
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Simply... Amazing 5 comments
unicornsession · 8 years ago
Where is this?
title 3 comments
unicornsession · 8 years ago
"What's the ruling sir?!?!" "Quack" "Oh My God! NOOOOO!!!"
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Where is the buy button when you need it? 9 comments
unicornsession · 8 years ago
How can I lure... I mean ask someone to my bath?
Oh man 13 comments
unicornsession · 8 years ago
Is this true?
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Okay, I need this, for reasons. 12 comments
unicornsession · 8 years ago
Where.....do....I......buy.....this.......PRODUCT?!?!?
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Not all celeb couples are f*ck tard idiots 14 comments
unicornsession · 8 years ago
They were being really jerk-ish
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Icy waters 2 comments
unicornsession · 8 years ago
Where is this?
I'm making this hidden just in case 10 comments
unicornsession · 8 years ago
Love this!!!
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My kind of running team 3 comments
unicornsession · 8 years ago
Where can I buy this?
Sounds like my brother's puppy 10 comments
unicornsession · 8 years ago
These class A song puns
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The wonders of Prague 7 comments
unicornsession · 8 years ago
What food is this!!!! Shut up and take my money!!!
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