unicornsession
Hey. I wouldn't like to brag but my puns are on point. I'm a nerd is what I'm low key trying to say.
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Oh god I'm hungry but there's no food 8 comments
unicornsession
· 8 years ago
Ah first world irony. It's a gem really.
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It doesn't seem to fit 15 comments
unicornsession
· 8 years ago
Don't we all have baggage. Glad I didn't leave it with any strange "energy". Lol.
It doesn't seem to fit 15 comments
unicornsession
· 8 years ago
Just saw your comment. I feel that many people assume that "open relationships" is synonymous with "not wanting to get married". That's not the case. Also if you'll excuse my language open relationships aren't some giant "whore fest" just that there are a lot of other things I think my partner and I should be able to experience..... Wait do you mean my sarcasm? I'm not tryna tie you down lol.
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I feel like I've seen something similar in a Harry Potter game on the PS1 years ago 7 comments
unicornsession
· 8 years ago
It's obviously a Sonic ring challange, the button is somewhere on the ground floor.
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It doesn't seem to fit 15 comments
The coolest hoodies you will probably never own 18 comments
Huge Worm inside Praying Mantis - This is what happen when you put Praying mantis in Water 8 comments
We need this in our lives 10 comments
I think my wife ordered one of these 9 comments
unicornsession
· 8 years ago
I think you are confused. The product you are looking for is called ~Children~.
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Frosty: The XXX parody 10 comments
unicornsession
· 8 years ago
What I need to know is why he turned out so god damn fabulous..... I bet he had rock hard ice abs. Lol....lol...llooll!
A letter can make a difference 7 comments
Flame color from different chemicals 13 comments
unicornsession
· 8 years ago
How do I make that green one?!!!! I need it for tricking peasants from Mid-... I mean science.
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Real gangsters actually look like gentlemen 15 comments
unicornsession
· 8 years ago
A bunch of old white guys? Who lets face it since it's the 40's have some race problems?
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True 14 comments
unicornsession
· 8 years ago
Harry S Truman wasn't a great guy though, so I'm not exactly going to jump on these quotes.
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More people should think this way 34 comments
unicornsession
· 8 years ago
I never said anything about the "same man". I love how this was some innocent true love post and we made "open relationship insinuations". lol
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That took an unexpected turn 19 comments
damn that's a good idea 2 comments
unicornsession
· 8 years ago
There is actually an app that operates like a zombie survival game to motivate you to run. Complete with breaks, med kits, story, and zombie noises.
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i like milk :3 8 comments
unicornsession
· 8 years ago
Fun fact: cats actually don't care for milk more than they do water. They can't really taste the difference.
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