Unicornsession

unicornsession


Hey. I wouldn't like to brag but my puns are on point. I'm a nerd is what I'm low key trying to say.

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It's so mesmerizing 7 comments
unicornsession · 7 years ago
What type of writing is this?
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Probably what George R. R. Martin uses to kill people off 6 comments
unicornsession · 7 years ago
Where can I buy this?
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What did the virgin say after her first bl*wjob? 10 comments
unicornsession · 7 years ago
Where is this from?
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You can't just ask people why they make Asian 13 comments
unicornsession · 7 years ago
I know asians are asian. But Filipinos are southeast asians. I was just trying to say, maybe the person found the combination more plausible.
You can't just ask people why they make Asian 13 comments
unicornsession · 7 years ago
Maybe they mean in terms that southeast Asians tend to be darker?
Designs from the internets 17 comments
unicornsession · 7 years ago
Yes! Thank you.
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Designs from the internets 17 comments
unicornsession · 7 years ago
Where can I buy the geometric shape one?
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Very healthy 11 comments
unicornsession · 7 years ago
So I guess the real question is.... are you a male or a female?
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and of the netflix nature, too 5 comments
unicornsession · 7 years ago
Where is this from?
You can't just ask people why they make Asian 13 comments
unicornsession · 7 years ago
What movie is this?
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This is how you know they're brothers 5 comments
unicornsession · 7 years ago
Is this a skit or in one of the actual movies?
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I once fell for ten minutes 7 comments
unicornsession · 7 years ago
What anime is this?
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Now I can't unsee this 13 comments
unicornsession · 7 years ago
Shade
Walking under an arch 1 comments
unicornsession · 7 years ago
Where is this?
Now I can't unsee this 13 comments
unicornsession · 7 years ago
Well they just had to go and make him look all sensual.
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Never take acid before a funeral 13 comments
unicornsession · 7 years ago
What movie is this? I love Zoe Saldana.
If Disney Princesses Lived In Today's Society 8 comments
unicornsession · 7 years ago
Jasmine isn't white though. This also only shows a small sect of the modern society. How about women who wear hijabs and slay. Or girls who live by the sea, with a very bohemian chic drum circle look. Or Snow who probably volunteers to help people who can't help themselves, and probably wears a charity shirt. I feel like this "modernization" was so closed off. However, I still appreciate the art quality.
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Awesome grandma 4 comments
unicornsession · 7 years ago
When I first saw this I thought it was.......umm...something else.
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How come I can understand you? 12 comments
unicornsession · 7 years ago
I loved this movie.
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Guy dressed up as a stock photo for Halloween 3 comments
unicornsession · 7 years ago
For a second I thought that was a pop up book of stock photos.
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Feelgood comp 7 comments
unicornsession · 7 years ago
What game is the last two pictures?
Everyone has a plan until they get hit.. 4 comments
unicornsession · 7 years ago
What movie is this from?
Please let yourself in 5 comments
unicornsession · 7 years ago
Do you want murder...because that's how you get murder. Or theft. Or dirt tracks on your carpet, because you know good and well she did not take off her shoes.
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Automata 13 comments
unicornsession · 7 years ago
Is that the name of the movie?