Unicornsession

unicornsession


Hey. I wouldn't like to brag but my puns are on point. I'm a nerd is what I'm low key trying to say.

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Chris Evans, your time has come! 7 comments
unicornsession · 7 years ago
Did they divorce? Is that what the title is about?
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KEEP LOKI AWAY 6 comments
unicornsession · 7 years ago
What is this referencing?
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Family Guy has gone full Kingsman 14 comments
unicornsession · 7 years ago
What episode is this?
They are evolving 33 comments
unicornsession · 7 years ago
Can I get the source for this?
It's about how he said it 1 comments
unicornsession · 7 years ago
Same
The Name of the Game 5 comments
unicornsession · 7 years ago
Fund this.
Lol my eyebrows are real 2 comments
unicornsession · 7 years ago
Tragic
*Internally screeching* 2 comments
unicornsession · 7 years ago
Lol.
Clever chopsticks design 4 comments
unicornsession · 7 years ago
Where can I buy this?
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Shiny! 6 comments
unicornsession · 7 years ago
Where is that from?
13th Doctor Revealed (spoilers) 23 comments
unicornsession · 7 years ago
I was hoping the first female lead would be a red head. No idea why. Maybe because red heads are usually depicted as rebellious and the Doctor is the epitome of that for me.
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Plot twist 9 comments
unicornsession · 7 years ago
Where is this from?
Pick a girl who can do both 7 comments
unicornsession · 7 years ago
That's potatoes and broccoli, every girl can do that.
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I can be your Damon or your Angle 7 comments
unicornsession · 7 years ago
I thought Damon was a reference also.
I can be your Damon or your Angle 7 comments
unicornsession · 7 years ago
Not at all. I've really got to stop skimming stuff.
Salvation army 19 comments
unicornsession · 7 years ago
How homelessness works according to people who aren't homeless.
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I can be your Damon or your Angle 7 comments
unicornsession · 7 years ago
Angle is what cracked me up. Isn't it supposed to be Angel?
Tip him your numbers 33 comments
unicornsession · 7 years ago
She or he must be REALLY hot, or this is a lie.
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But who is the guy with the fan 8 comments
unicornsession · 7 years ago
He is the Rhode Island teacher of the year. There's a BBC article about it, if you want.
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American vegetables 10 comments
unicornsession · 7 years ago
Whatever show this is, I need it in my life.
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f*ck 15 comments
unicornsession · 7 years ago
Her dressed as Wednesday makes this all the more sassy for me.
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Such good boys 2 comments
unicornsession · 7 years ago
I wasn't in my right mind when I wrote this. I took it too far, I apologize.
Finally, a good cause 5 comments
unicornsession · 7 years ago
Guess that cat isn't going to ninja school.
*demonic voice* BURN THE CHILD 11 comments
unicornsession · 7 years ago
Thanks
*demonic voice* BURN THE CHILD 11 comments
unicornsession · 7 years ago
I thought this was the star of david.
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