Unicornsession

unicornsession


Hey. I wouldn't like to brag but my puns are on point. I'm a nerd is what I'm low key trying to say.

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Billionaire philanthropist playboy genius in a cave 15 comments
unicornsession · 6 years ago
No, not Batman. Batman is too dark and moodie. Elon is more lighthearted, much more Marvel movie with Ragnorok as a reference
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Once, people had thick skin 7 comments
unicornsession · 6 years ago
Doubt
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The way this goes from table to shelves to table 4 comments
unicornsession · 6 years ago
Small apartments don’t have dining space
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The two genders 7 comments
unicornsession · 6 years ago
It is in fact stating that there are women snacks available, which I agree with.
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Before and after drinking alcohol 12 comments
unicornsession · 6 years ago
Asian flush
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How cool is that 10 comments
unicornsession · 6 years ago
Where can I get one though?
How cool is that 10 comments
unicornsession · 6 years ago
How can I get one/make one?
The fear of dropping things in the toilet 1 comments
unicornsession · 6 years ago
Calebcity_ is his insta. Definitely check it out!
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PAID 20 comments
unicornsession · 6 years ago
Just would like to clarify Las Vegas does not have legal prostitution. It is not in Clark County, but the county beside it.
Moments like this is why I love video games 6 comments
unicornsession · 6 years ago
Wow. Intense
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The evil trifecta 3 comments
unicornsession · 6 years ago
Is this real or art?
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The importance of ponctuation 3 comments
unicornsession · 6 years ago
I still can’t see it.
PAID 20 comments
unicornsession · 6 years ago
She’s a stripper not a hooker though
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Tough love 4 comments
unicornsession · 6 years ago
r/niceguys and r/nicegirls is my favorite series on YouTube.
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Over the Ocean on the California Coast 2 comments
unicornsession · 6 years ago
Where exactly is this?
Double roles 6 comments
unicornsession · 6 years ago
Well at least she gets paid more
Daryl, would you like to kick things off? 4 comments
unicornsession · 6 years ago
I thought they meant “only person of color”.
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Waterfall in aquarium 6 comments
unicornsession · 6 years ago
How was this done?
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Realistic 56 comments
unicornsession · 6 years ago
Thank you
Realistic 56 comments
unicornsession · 6 years ago
What game are they referring to?
10 wicked life hacks that only a dishonest genius would use 25 comments
unicornsession · 6 years ago
The one about writing “liar” is absolutely disgusting. I hope no one uses it.
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Kdot 21 comments
unicornsession · 6 years ago
She apologized and he let her sing again. It’s not hard not to say the n- word in a song. We skip curse words all the time.
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Well my whole life is ironic already 4 comments
unicornsession · 6 years ago
The drawing room?