Actually it's Krankenwagen, but nice try. :)

Your girlfriend is chocolate?

Thanks, I got that. I thought that I saw a second tooth, but I realise now that I was mistaken.

Those who watch Doctor Who know that the Doctor's time machine, the TARDIS (Time And Relative Dimension In Space), looks like a regular phone booth but is actually quite large on the inside. Thus, this post is amusing because the flash drive called TARDIS can hold more than it appears to.

I think we should stay just friends.

I hate Pepsi.

I know. What kind of person pours milk on themselves in the shower whilst wearing clothes?

Ariana Grande, or the cat? Cause they're both pretty gorgeous.

Does it really look like he's giving it all to the poor?