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Thanks to the internet, millenials can't even inherit 22 comments
unicycle · 5 years ago
Lol, yikes.
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Thanks to the internet, millenials can't even inherit 22 comments
unicycle · 5 years ago
What if I told you that someone can love and respect their parents while also criticising the attitudes many older folks hold about young people?
Non Meat side? Really? Go have your own cookout 5 comments
unicycle · 5 years ago
This gets posted a lot and every time it's a dick move. Someone asks if they can be accommodated and gets the most childish reply. If it was anything other than vegetarianism it'd be clear how ridiculous the reaction is. "Want to come to my cookout?" "I don't drink, will there be room in the cooler for my sodas?" "Lol, nvm, it's canceled."
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Please..I'm broke 12 comments
unicycle · 5 years ago
If you're not writing your paper at the last minute, email the author of the article and ask them to send you a copy! We don't get any money when you pay to access a journal, and are elated when people contact us about our work!
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Fu dog 7 comments
unicycle · 5 years ago
He was Italian, and since he legitimately misheard the instructions his dish was judged as brisket and gravy instead. He made it to the next round.
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Anthony Hopkins playing Odin who is actually Loki in disguise who's played by Tom 1 comments
unicycle · 5 years ago
I think you mean: "Anthony Hopkins playing Tom Hiddleston playing Loki playing Odin."
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The cats Daily 4 comments
unicycle · 5 years ago
It's a defense mechanism called displacement. When you can't act out your urges on the actual object of your aggression/desire/etc. you substitute someone/something else that won't have repercussions for you.
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Right! 11 comments
unicycle · 5 years ago
There are two kinds of English people:
1) Slap both hands on both knees simultaneously OR
2) Half stand up and slap/pat thighs as if checking pockets to make sure you're ready to leave
In both cases you must say "Right" or "Right, then" otherwise it's invalid.
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My heart goes out to anyone who is suffering from depression 10 comments
unicycle · 5 years ago
It's great that you're better but "changing your life" isn't possible for everyone. Medications, counseling, exercise, and meditation can all be extremely helpful for some and ineffective for others, but it's dangerous to say that pills make depression worse.
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They're actually herbs but I'll let it go because it's funny 7 comments
unicycle · 5 years ago
You're absolutely right, and it's playing into the "useless husband/shrill wife" narrative that's perpetuated in straight couples in countless sitcoms and movies. Most people using this type of language don't even realise it because it's so ingrained.
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At least people trust my work then 5 comments
unicycle · 5 years ago
Hey, I'm just happy that someone read my paper. You can spend years writing and you'd be lucky to get one email asking about it.
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Faith in humanity restored 14 comments
unicycle · 5 years ago
Off the top of my head: neither parent was a match, health problems that made their livers less viable, health conditions that could make surgery too risky, might've donated part of their liver already, etc. I think any of these are more likely than a parent not doing everything they can to save their sick child.
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Mouth's font 8 comments
unicycle · 5 years ago
Sometimes people sign a word differently than you expect and they have to spell it out but mostly you can get the gist because grammar is set up differently from spoken languages. Unless they speak a different sign language, in which case you're screwed!
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Mouth's font 8 comments
unicycle · 5 years ago
In case anyone is wondering, people have "accents" in signed languages too! Smooth or jerky movements, fast or slow, exaggerated or slight, etc.
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Training without earphones 3 comments
unicycle · 5 years ago
I mean I'm training to avenge someone's death but I have headphones playing "Eye of the Tiger" at full volume sooo…
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Something nice for a change 14 comments
unicycle · 5 years ago
There's a huge difference between "Your smile just brightened my day!" and "Ayy baby you'd be so much hotter if you smiled." For the second one, acting like a "bitter psycho" is probably justified.
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This one gets it 27 comments
unicycle · 5 years ago
Why can't we have both? More original female characters and known characters re-imagined as female. Remakes and reboots are the current style so why not make it interesting?
Just trying to save lives and stack stacks 12 comments
unicycle · 5 years ago
African American Vernacular English is a recognised dialect that follows specific grammatical rules and has been around for a long time. It's not slang or broken English.
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All tatted up 11 comments
unicycle · 5 years ago
I'd say a forearm tattoo would hurt but be tolerable for most people. What's more disconcerting than the pain is the sensation of needles vibrating and dragging across your skin. It's hard to compare it to anything else. The pain gets better after about 10 minutes so as long as you can stick that out you'll be fine.
Who wants to hop in the time machine and take it for a spin? 10 comments
unicycle · 5 years ago
Pretty much any female complaint that wasn't immediately physical (i.e. a broken arm) was labeled hysteria until Freud started actually talking to women and taking their problems seriously.
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I'm not picky 10 comments
unicycle · 5 years ago
"False advertisement" - women aren't products. It's fine if you prefer not to be with a trans person, but they're not "traps." There's not a secret cabal of trans women plotting to trick men into relationships. Most people disclose that they are trans at an appropriate point in the relationship. You'd probably all be happier if you focused more on who people are rather than what genitals they have.
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Check up on your "strong" friend 22 comments
unicycle · 5 years ago
I can't believe in the course of my getting a PhD in clinical psychology they never told me about this "you can only be diagnosed with mental health problems if you've spent a year going outside and still feel shitty." Seems like a glaring oversight in my education.
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Priorities 19 comments
unicycle · 5 years ago
Cars are dangerous - that's why there's requirements for who can have a license and it can be taken away from those driving recklessly. If cars aren't a necessity then neither are guns because there are plenty of alternatives to deter wildlife or home invaders. But people should be allowed to own guns just like we own cars. However, I've never heard of a situation so bad that someone needed an automatic or semi-automatic weapon to hunt an animal or defend themselves.
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Craigslist is a goldmine 6 comments
unicycle · 5 years ago
The bottom of the post literally says "Title is in my name."
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$200 Flashlight 40 comments
unicycle · 5 years ago
This might be a wild thought but…don't poison a dog? Even if you don't like them?
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