They call it a phone 3 comments
unlyricallyrics
· 11 years ago
I'm sure one day payphones will be smartphones.
Would you prrform oral s*x on yourself? Post your comment 7 comments
unlyricallyrics
· 11 years ago
"If we put our heads together, we'd just stay home forever, dear penis, I think I like you after all"
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When my GF asks to borrow money 5 comments
unlyricallyrics
· 11 years ago
Um, yeah... I'm gonna need those TPS reports by the end of the day.
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Scumbag Dream 3 comments
Miley Cyrus' recent hairdo 4 comments
Character age vs actor age 11 comments
unlyricallyrics
· 11 years ago
They're all actually 2 years older than that in the series. I think you got your ages from the books.
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Best love story ever 5 comments
I Googled best gif on the Internet.. 5 comments
Over my dead body! 5 comments
unlyricallyrics
· 11 years ago
And we danced, and we cried, and we laughed, and had a really really really good time.
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Best actors = No oscars 26 comments
When september ends 4 comments
unlyricallyrics
· 11 years ago
Yes yes yes! September 29th and season 3 is on Netflix!! 2 weeks before season 4's release on October 13th! I seriously can't wait! How many more exclamation points can there be!?!?!?!?
Branding 6 comments
I wonder why she has time for internet 7 comments
unlyricallyrics
· 11 years ago
A dinosaur took a mental photograph and we discovered it while digging up fossils. The only logical explanation I can think of.
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Think about it 6 comments
When girls say "let's be friends" 1 comments
Well aren't you just a bundle of joy 42 comments
unlyricallyrics
· 11 years ago
"That's an odd way to spell rectum" Hahaha, I just about died when I clicked on AP's link.
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Best way to stop the NSA from wiretapping our info 10 comments
unlyricallyrics
· 11 years ago
Have you looked at the post? It's about the Whitest Kids U' Know. Which is exactly where that joke came from. I referenced them, I didn't steal their joke.
One Direction's response to Miley's performance 16 comments
