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Why Tumbler shouldn't own pets 4 comments
unlyricallyrics · 11 years ago
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Inner beauty 7 comments
unlyricallyrics · 11 years ago
I think this guy should be sued for malpractice.
what? 18 comments
unlyricallyrics · 11 years ago
It's actually a size 1,450. He has to wrap that shit around each leg, and maybe his waist like Saiyans do with their tail.
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life of a fangirl 15 comments
unlyricallyrics · 11 years ago
That's gonna be me later when watching the Walking Dead season 3 on Netflix finally!
Pregnancy problems… 12 comments
unlyricallyrics · 11 years ago
This type of Ice-cream we've invented is okay, but something's missing and I can't put my finger on it. We've tried adding more sugar, using more vanilla extract, more milk, less milk, but nothing seems to be working... Sir. I've got it. I think I finally know what we were missing all along.. Anal secretions and urine of beavers... My god Johnson, that just sounds crazy enough to work. To the Batmobile!
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Cat chips 1 comments
unlyricallyrics · 11 years ago
It looks like that cat is possessed.. Its head is turned completely around. I will eat your soul human, if I'm not satisfied with these chips first.
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Great Tips 25 comments
unlyricallyrics · 11 years ago
Go fuck yourself, San Diego.
Blue whale 23 comments
unlyricallyrics · 11 years ago
I call bullshit on the scale of some of these things.
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Not in front of my friends 1 comments
unlyricallyrics · 11 years ago
Omg when I was a kid, and I didn't hug or kiss my mom goodbye when she dropped me off at school, she would sing "you are my sunshine" out of the window to me as loud as she could until I walked through the doors..
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Just Zach Galifianakis whipping Bieber with his belt 27 comments
unlyricallyrics · 11 years ago
That's just what he thought..
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Danger for breakfast 10 comments
unlyricallyrics · 11 years ago
I just had ribs and mac n cheese. It was delicious.
One picture is worth a thousand words 11 comments
unlyricallyrics · 11 years ago
Actually it's saying that there are people literally swimming in gallons and gallons of water, while others can't even drink a single drop. You stupid, stupid guest.
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Well it could be worse..... 9 comments
unlyricallyrics · 11 years ago
Yep, he's in the dungeon.
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I'm not crying, I'm just allergic to feels 12 comments
unlyricallyrics · 11 years ago
The kitty really did die later from smoke inhalation :( But even though that happened, this guy deserves great praise. We need more people like him.
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Special Quiddich division 7 comments
unlyricallyrics · 11 years ago
That's what I said!.. :/
Don't be raciest! 9 comments
unlyricallyrics · 11 years ago
Really? Well I'll be..
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B*tterfly with 4 words 105 comments
unlyricallyrics · 11 years ago
"Can I join please?"
My reaction to most shorts these days 31 comments
unlyricallyrics · 11 years ago
My god..
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Stupid Rain 4 comments
unlyricallyrics · 11 years ago
The story of your life is two raindrops mixing together instead of racing?
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There is no 'i' in team... Oh wait 3 comments
unlyricallyrics · 11 years ago
We have that sign hung up at Chili's.
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Genius Prank 14 comments
unlyricallyrics · 11 years ago
You need to! It's harmless and hilarious
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When my cat does something even remotely cute 11 comments
unlyricallyrics · 11 years ago
Ermeh wait for it.. gerd
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Genius Prank 14 comments
unlyricallyrics · 11 years ago
Who hasn't done this prank?
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Cow problems 3 comments
unlyricallyrics · 11 years ago
That cows have four stomachs?
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Time to Leave the Ocean Forever 26 comments
unlyricallyrics · 11 years ago
See? He didn't get attacked. Sharks aren't out for humans. Only if we look like their food.
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