Best father 10 comments
unlyricallyrics
· 11 years ago
If she hit the ceiling fan, you'll never know.
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Eminem doesn't age 11 comments
unlyricallyrics
· 11 years ago
Eminem shouldn't even be compared to lil wayne.. That's like comparing bacon to a pile of shit.
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What noise does the alpaca make? 14 comments
Get out! 20 comments
Holding doors open for people 1 comments
Holy shit I'm about to do it 5 comments
unlyricallyrics
· 11 years ago
Yeah, the mine is the one next to the 2. The squares right next to the ones are the ones he needs to click.
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I hate waking up in the morning, such a disappointment 8 comments
unlyricallyrics
· 11 years ago
I don't do this because my dreams are better, I just never have anything to look forward to.
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Get out! 20 comments
unlyricallyrics
· 11 years ago
You don't like the same things I do you're a fucking fuck! That's what you sound like.
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What noise does the alpaca make? 14 comments
unlyricallyrics
· 11 years ago
I don't see how the "I'm sorry miss you gave us a 20 instead of a 10" would even fit into what you're trying to say. That's called honesty. And I'll be damned if I'm going to rip someone off because of a mistake on their part because of my own selfish needs. Fuck the kid that says "but teacher you forgot to collect our homework." But fuck you if you think ripping someone off is okay.
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Dumb people on twitter 39 comments
unlyricallyrics
· 11 years ago
Tyrese is obviously joking. But the rest, the rest of them are not..
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Future stuff 8 comments
unlyricallyrics
· 11 years ago
The outlet one is awesome! Now I'll have a place to hide my ricin! :D
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I wonder what their mating call is 11 comments
unlyricallyrics
· 11 years ago
I suppose, but when I picture "whippersnappers" I picture like 10 yr olds lol
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If you're on FunSubstance with your phone 32 comments
unlyricallyrics
· 11 years ago
I'm at work and they have cameras. I don't think I will try this yet.
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I wonder what their mating call is 11 comments
unlyricallyrics
· 11 years ago
This is great. But you said you did this when you were a young whippersnapper, but you had a wife and son.
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The only day I'm a morning person 9 comments
Cleavage prejudices 8 comments
unlyricallyrics
· 11 years ago
Whenever I see a girl with nice cleavage, I don't just stare at it like it's the only thing on the planet. I can't help but glance because it draws my attention and I can't help it. So thus, don't show cleavage unless you're ready to be glanced at by every guy, and girl, and maybe a few stares. Besides, a lot of girls secretly want guys to look at their cleavage, maybe not stare, but notice and look. Am I wrong?