This is what I do on Omegle when the first thing the stranger says is M. I've said some pretty weird things to some of those people.

Yeah, that orange is annoying!

Yeah, especially when you're always the one that said something first every time. Then they never say anything first to you. That's how you know.

I don't know if this applies to Barney

That's why you woah them with your personality, and if they still pick the other then they obviously wasn't the right choice to begin with.

And don't it feel good

One is different from the others. I can't put my finger on it.

If Garfield were a tiger.

I love how people say "stupidest" to define someone they think is stupid. Boy that's ironic.

Black Widow is definitely the cutest.

That log has a face

He even watched it the whole time.