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Now we know 8 comments
unsuccessfultroll · 11 years ago
So I guess chocolate milk doesn't actually come from brown cows...
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After 80 of these you die 14 comments
unsuccessfultroll · 11 years ago
LIFE IS TOO SHORT
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Someone call 911, I just had my heart stolen by a cop 70 comments
unsuccessfultroll · 11 years ago
Will someone please tell me what cell provider I can get Black Sabbath signals from?
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Faith in humanity is restored again 45 comments
unsuccessfultroll · 11 years ago
And by the way, this was in comparison to other theme parks (ie Universal Studios). I watched an employee for the Harry Potter ride try to stuff a large man into the seat. She then proceeded to jump on the harness to try to lock it in place. In front of everyone in line.
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Moon Moon strikes again 7 comments
unsuccessfultroll · 11 years ago
"Tag you're it, sucker."
Faith in humanity is restored again 45 comments
unsuccessfultroll · 11 years ago
Hard to find them? Just go to Disney. They're basically payed to be friendly.
When a girl glances at me while I'm working out 14 comments
unsuccessfultroll · 11 years ago
Is that Scotty McCreery?
If you're intending to get the Xbox One 36 comments
unsuccessfultroll · 11 years ago
I said yesterday to my friend, "The only thing I like about Microsoft is Xbox." I spoke too soon.
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You can't just ask that! 1 comments
unsuccessfultroll · 11 years ago
good guy Legolas
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Mother of God 9 comments
unsuccessfultroll · 11 years ago
The Wachowski Brothers
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What's your song? 122 comments
unsuccessfultroll · 11 years ago
"Get Back" in my ass
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