I read this and I see myself. I am 30 and I've spent my whole adult life doing meaningless clerical jobs that put food on the table and pays my bills. This story is all well and good but I ask you honestly, what's the alternative? We have to work, and working takes up most of our time. So what else can be done? Sure I'd love to travel the world and open bakery but that just isn't feasible.

I can just imagine how that video must sound, "hi there, I can see you weren't paying attention to a damn thing I said in class so let's try this again"

I feel like "insisted" may be too soft of a word. Can you imagine how hard the parents (or at least my parents) would have fought this? You can't make a statement like this by insisting

If it doesn't slime you when you hit the snooze button, this conversation is over

Oh my god but he was being so nice and calm tho. I thought he had a reputation for being a dick to adult cooks? She was honestly being kind of a bitch

This "exhibit" was "created" yeah right (lookin at you Medusa)

Or perhaps your arms (like mine) are a little chubby and you'll never know the difference

Do you want to get friendzoned? Because that's how you get friendzoned.

Yeah well I said this to my boss and apparently I'm still "unproductive"

Well to be fair, there's a dozen pics (most of which I can name, ahthankyouverymuch) vs just one person who is ALWAYS IN OUR FACE DAY IN AND DAY OUT...

Also known as Fuck That Shit Infinity

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I know the fandom exists but for the life of me I cant find it

I wonder if he's maybe the only one that pays to attend that school? If that's the case, being a self centered little ass-hat is totally understandable (not really)

Yesssss, I'm available to do this for anyone who needs it. I'll spend all the time at the gym that you want but I'm NOT gonna work out

And as soon as they start walking away, the doctor's like "Jk, lol I'm actually a serial killer but thanks for getting away from the eyewitnesses tho"

Those are tattoos......on the camel's ass.... Can u imagine being the guy who had to do that?