This book changed me 9 comments
usernamewhatuserna
· 8 years ago
Whaaaat book is it????
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Not a very good way to express your love 13 comments
usernamewhatuserna
· 8 years ago
No no, no no no. There's a twinkle in her eye that says she did it on purpose. Get the car fixed and buy little satan some permanent markers for the walls or something...
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This is how I imagine the USA health system works 11 comments
usernamewhatuserna
· 8 years ago
They thought my mom might've had breast cancer and she had to gather up the money to do the additional testing (the mammogram was free, or nearly free but the follow up tests were definitely not) breast cancer people! And the doc was stressing her saying things like: Well the longer you wait, the worse it can spread... Like she was just waiting for fun
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Advice for life 30 comments
usernamewhatuserna
· 8 years ago
Lmao its not for drinking! Sometimes you just need a bottle of water handy... Car overheating, spilled something sticky, need to wash your hands etc... Dont drink it!
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We all have that one friend 34 comments
usernamewhatuserna
· 8 years ago
I have the same problem- sort of. I call myself my real name, I introduce myself that way to everyone I meet but my fiancee calls me a nickname and wont use my real name. She calls it my "slave name" lol
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Pretty much sums it up 119 comments
usernamewhatuserna
· 8 years ago
You seem to have a real handle on what's going on in politics and I gotta say I'm impressed. Its not very often you see an informed opinion on a social media site
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when you see it 37 comments
ALWAYS: 1946-2016 9 comments
usernamewhatuserna
· 8 years ago
Oh my god that title, why would you do that do you know what you've done?????
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Sorry if this is a repost but i feel like this is GLOSSED over a lot 56 comments
usernamewhatuserna
· 8 years ago
Saying "get it?" asks if we are on the same page, and is in no way hostile or negative (or downvoting)
Sorry if this is a repost but i feel like this is GLOSSED over a lot 56 comments
usernamewhatuserna
· 8 years ago
Honey when I said I was dignified and professional, I meant it. You haven't seen me snobbish and I most certainly didn't downvote you. I haven't had a problem with anything you've said.
Sorry if this is a repost but i feel like this is GLOSSED over a lot 56 comments
usernamewhatuserna
· 8 years ago
A) the owners dont know the first thing about makeup
B) they don't have to ask me to do that, I show up looking put together out of my own sense of dignity and professionalism.
That's the point. I wear makeup because I know I look more like a professional adult and less like an elderly drug addict with it on. Not to sell anything. Get it?
B) they don't have to ask me to do that, I show up looking put together out of my own sense of dignity and professionalism.
That's the point. I wear makeup because I know I look more like a professional adult and less like an elderly drug addict with it on. Not to sell anything. Get it?
Sorry if this is a repost but i feel like this is GLOSSED over a lot 56 comments
usernamewhatuserna
· 8 years ago
Funny story: I wear makeup because my job requires that I look professional and I do so to set a good example for my subordinates. I've put on makeup and heels every single day for the last ten years and you can be sure, there's not a man in the world that made me do it or made it worthwhile.
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Thanks, Benjamin 5 comments
usernamewhatuserna
· 8 years ago
That's um...not the impression I was getting at all... Its more like "do you really NEED all those gummy bears? Isn't your rent due?"
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Name a song that continues to give you goosebumps every time you listen to it 146 comments
usernamewhatuserna
· 8 years ago
Not yet i don't, but you can be sure I'm gonna listen to every fuckin song in these comments
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Name a song that continues to give you goosebumps every time you listen to it 146 comments
usernamewhatuserna
· 8 years ago
Take me to church by Hozier (I can't believe no one's said that yet)
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This goes out to roughly 65% of guys I see in public bathrooms 9 comments
usernamewhatuserna
· 8 years ago
Ohhh these comments are so disturbing. I do understand the concept of sarcasm, I just fear its not being used here (wash your damn hands for the same amount of time it takes to sing the abc's.... Nasty asses)
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So can college students 11 comments
usernamewhatuserna
· 8 years ago
Damn, who is this chick and why isn't SHE running for president?
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Sometimes I use my phone 16 comments
usernamewhatuserna
· 8 years ago
Sooo I'm guessing you guys are the type that dont dog ear the pages? Is that what you're trying to tell me?
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This is how you convert a physical book into an ebook 4 comments
usernamewhatuserna
· 8 years ago
Well damn, I've always had the dream that I could transcribe these and get paid to read books while I type them all day and not have to deal with people... Thanks for crushing my dreams FS!
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Try to imagine it 10 comments
usernamewhatuserna
· 8 years ago
Yeah well my dog doesn't have to be at work at 7am, so there's that
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The Kinds of Advanced Alien Civilizations (infographic) 5 comments
usernamewhatuserna
· 8 years ago
tl;dr and I'm pretty sure the Kardashians dont know anything about science or aliens
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Wife is a nurse. Wife is a hero 48 comments
usernamewhatuserna
· 8 years ago
My dad did this for 30 years. He can tell you some fucked up stories and he is most definitely a hero
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Zombie Squirrel? 9 comments