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duuuude 20 comments
userrname · 9 years ago
Poor dog :( I don't know if I feel bad cuz it can't keep the slobber in its mouth or because it looks exactly like my dog
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All good stories 6 comments
userrname · 9 years ago
"So I was eating a salad, and..."
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Food is the only thing that I like. 2 comments
userrname · 9 years ago
I don't have a life. Food with the rice cuz I do this every night
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Super powers based on your tshirt 109 comments
userrname · 9 years ago
I have owl powers. HOOT HOOT!
When there's already presents under the tree 12 comments
userrname · 9 years ago
My mom puts presents under the tree and doesn't label them so we can't shake ours.
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Don't Try This At Home 3 comments
userrname · 9 years ago
You beat me to it!
Baby Jesus is going to have some wicked abs by the end of the season 5 comments
userrname · 9 years ago
Bruhh hollow hold at birth
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Guess Who's A Single Lady??!! 3 comments
userrname · 9 years ago
(•_•)
<) )/ all the single ladies,
/ \
( •_•)
\( (> all the single ladies,
/ \

(•_•)
<) )/ oh oh oh.
/ \
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This should keep you all entertained for a while. 12 comments
userrname · 9 years ago
Oh my, such pleasure
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An asthma attack, maybe? 8 comments
userrname · 9 years ago
Once, I was laying on the couch and my dog came, sat on my face, and farted.
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Always wondered that 8 comments
userrname · 9 years ago
Not enough money in my case
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I prefer the knife 6 comments
userrname · 9 years ago
What he needs is some dry ice
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perfect 35 comments
userrname · 9 years ago
How confused I am
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perfect 35 comments
userrname · 9 years ago
I know. I was laughing because of what biscuit said
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perfect 35 comments
userrname · 9 years ago
Hahaha! I'm assuming you don't remember that from frozen
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Alena Kosheleva, new government 10 comments
userrname · 9 years ago
Thought she was Beyoncé at first sight
perfect 35 comments
userrname · 9 years ago
Yea I went too it was so funny!
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I'm definitely the altruist reader. Which are you? 41 comments
userrname · 9 years ago
I'm a Polygamist
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King 5 comments
userrname · 10 years ago
When you call the pizza place and they say they're closed
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The owner of that car can't HANDLE the situation! 14 comments
userrname · 10 years ago
Wheel have to figure something out
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The game 231 comments
userrname · 10 years ago
Loki
The game 231 comments
userrname · 10 years ago
(Dude it's 1 word!)
The game 231 comments
userrname · 10 years ago
And
Does this piss you off? 15 comments
userrname · 10 years ago
Me neither
· Edited 10 years ago