I thought I was the only one who thought this. But I think about me not actually having a life like this and I'm in an insane asylum screaming at people in real life.

His nipples are eyes

Tone deaf shart pirate

*waiting for "anything's a dildo if you're brave enough" comment*

I do that with my dogs. Like I put a paper towel over the wet spot and then put them in a 'sit-and-stay' on top of it but if they leave, they leave.

Slutty cock socket

Drug-loving b*tch goblin

Pie-eating taint biscuit

Insecure sh*t box

His Nike eyebrows are on point

Is belle getting beauty surgeries?

"Awwwwwwww... Oh"

Bruh