'My feelings'

She's like 'I'm just doing this for the money. Just for the money'

When will this class END?! xD

It makes them even more mad when the mail man is calm

'You littered!'

This is really unrelated to this, but I threw my teacher's tape dispenser away and we didn't have tape for the rest of the year

They should've launched their arms backward

I will!

I sat in the front row once as a kid and afterward I threw up in the theater

My favorite is the family guy one

My name is Toniya and somehow (about 3 years ago) there was another Toniya in my school but she had an h at the end of it and I was so glad to hear that she left the school

Retrograde by James Blake. It motivates me to work hard in gymnastics

The first one is a palindrome

'Ta-da!'

'Hi chair'