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Cry externally
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Why can't stuff like this happen at MY TARGET?! 5 comments
userrname · 9 years ago
I know right, he's so talented!
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Best advice my girlfriend ever gave me 23 comments
userrname · 9 years ago
PIZZA
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Best advice my girlfriend ever gave me 23 comments
userrname · 9 years ago
LOVE
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"shitshitshitshit" 6 comments
userrname · 9 years ago
'If I can't see her, I can't hear her'
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A good workout routine to start your day 26 comments
userrname · 9 years ago
For booty purposes
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White people 6 comments
userrname · 9 years ago
My favorite is 'stick a dildo up my ass got dammit'
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Pandas aren't very good parents 12 comments
userrname · 9 years ago
'Moooooom' 'no'
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Chomp chomp kitty bed! 6 comments
userrname · 9 years ago
I mean aren't cats scared of everything?
Chomp chomp kitty bed! 6 comments
userrname · 9 years ago
What cat would climb into there?
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Eye colour - What is yours? 130 comments
userrname · 9 years ago
I have chestnut brown eyes
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This kid got it 13 comments
userrname · 9 years ago
*raises hand* what about erections?
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List of most popular tie knots 12 comments
userrname · 9 years ago
Charlie has the best ties
I don't know how to respond... 33 comments
userrname · 9 years ago
It makes a great insult
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I don't know how to respond... 33 comments
userrname · 9 years ago
I used a different site, and my name was Queef Baby
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Vivi-Anne is my spirit animal 4 comments
userrname · 9 years ago
GUESS I'LL DO THAT THEN
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Vivi-Anne is my spirit animal 4 comments
userrname · 9 years ago
WHAT EPISODE IS THIS? I NEVER SAW THIS
You'd better not be talking **** 5 comments
userrname · 9 years ago
'I'm right here, say it to my face'
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Poor dogs #stopyulin2015 :( 87 comments
userrname · 9 years ago
Oh gosh guest stop putting up a fight and just look it up. If you're not willing to look it up, stop commenting.
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Who did? 14 comments
userrname · 9 years ago
Definitely
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Every Villain Is Lime 9 comments
userrname · 9 years ago
*mermaid man voice* EVILLLLLL
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Poor dogs #stopyulin2015 :( 87 comments
userrname · 9 years ago
To mmm3728: You are disgusting... Seriously.
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She doesn't need to know 5 comments
userrname · 9 years ago
'I didn't shiver... MAYBE YOU SHIVERED'
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Poor dogs #stopyulin2015 :( 87 comments
userrname · 9 years ago
Exactly. The torture isn't necessary at all. They can boil and skin them when they're dead but you can't just go and pick up a dog and give it a slow and painful death because you think they'll taste better. (I think the whole thing isn't necessary at all but if we can't stop them from killing and eating them, we need to at least stop them for stealing animals from their homes and torturing them before they die)
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#lifehack guys 14 comments
userrname · 9 years ago
'Time to apply eyeshadow... Where are my RUBBER BAND balls?'
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The perfect couple 8 comments
userrname · 9 years ago
I watched a video on YouTube about them. It must've been so weird for the photographer to take a picture of a pregnant dad and the mom behind him
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