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We'll Be There 8 comments
userrname · 9 years ago
I don't think you're looking at the right people
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We'll Be There 8 comments
userrname · 9 years ago
It's funny that they came in pink dresses despite being uninvited
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Gotta count the finger snaps too 6 comments
userrname · 9 years ago
I say girrrrrl all the time
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First day of work 2 comments
userrname · 9 years ago
Me everyday.
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don't do drugs, kids. 7 comments
userrname · 9 years ago
SHE GOT SNATCHED UP
You should vote always 18 comments
userrname · 9 years ago
DARN IT NON VOTERS
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joker 28 comments
userrname · 9 years ago
*reads first sentence* ... http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pauwBE1Rxfw
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When someone reminds the teacher of homework 6 comments
userrname · 9 years ago
They probably made this video specifically for that
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*when the red light just turns green and somebody is already beepin at you* 9 comments
userrname · 9 years ago
That's kinda rude. People have places to get to
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joker 28 comments
userrname · 9 years ago
The guest has absolutely no life and it's kind of a pity to have to see someone with this kind of mentality
This is the oldest joke in the universe 8 comments
userrname · 9 years ago
They were probably stoned when they made it.
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No capes 8 comments
userrname · 9 years ago
'Wait, come back'
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hmph 3 comments
userrname · 9 years ago
'Is he f*cking serious?'
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Nail biter's worse nightmare 18 comments
userrname · 9 years ago
Because you have to use your nails to seperate the thing to get something to hook on to it
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Yeah that's about right 4 comments
userrname · 9 years ago
I wish I could bunny
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Fine. Thanks for asking 14 comments
userrname · 9 years ago
Yeah I'm fine, did he miss?
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The 6th Affair 4 comments
userrname · 9 years ago
Deeeeeep
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Troll level: Over 9000 6 comments
userrname · 9 years ago
The perfect jokes
Freshmen of the year award goes to 9 comments
userrname · 9 years ago
Highlighter of the year award goes to...
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Have to be a good booty 10 comments
userrname · 9 years ago
Sliding into your DMs like...
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It is said they are more "In Touch." 5 comments
userrname · 9 years ago
He's planning something.
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Well I'm not going to tell him to get off the furniture 8 comments
userrname · 9 years ago
Let him stay there
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The Rock saves his two French bulldogs from drowning, like we couldn't like him 6 comments
userrname · 9 years ago
He looks so proud of himself
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Will be preparing for an important guest 22 comments
userrname · 9 years ago
Or you could just have a cup, plate, fork and spoon. VoilĂ ! Perfect dinner.
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A Bear-o-dactyl 10 comments
userrname · 9 years ago
Was it in Jurassic World?
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