I guess you're gonna miss the panty raid

Someone tried to steal my aunt's and got caught

Thanks for the dance lessons guys.

Hell is not cute.
Also, I've always wanted a husky!!

Today in class we had to watch some long history video and historians in the video were getting interviewed to talk about it. So Donald Trump came up and everybody started roasting him until he left the screen and the teacher just left

That's less than one ply

They're on fire because they listened to my favorite band.

Just write 'OH HELL NO' all over it. That should do it.

Noooooooo!!

Yeah cuz I'm gonna have Doritos during a situation like that

I'm an absolute Disney fan. Tiana is my favorite princess

Cook with what? His breath?