The title :D

Ohhhh! That's why mine haven't been growing! Had them spaced 6 1/2 inches apart! *facepalm*

Or when someone walks slow in front of me so then I try to pass them and they walk faster so I can't pass them so I stay behind them and they walk slow again

Sleepy, maybe

What took you so long, human?

"You can stab me in my head but I still took your b*tch"

Found the vegetarian!

I did it already

This is the best post I've ever seen ;-;

Yes, grap her.

That's really cute ◡̈

It actually just looks like being on pointe.

In 4th grade, my teacher used to always say 'work smarter not harder.'

No that's obviously a tennis ball guys

:(

When you wake up and realize you slept in yesterday's clothes